You’ve never known the joy of a bowling tournament, now have you?
The best it gets in golf is a sand trap, or the ball goes in the water. I CAN watch Caddyshack over and over, so consider that when taking me seriously.
Btw, I golfed once. I was terrible. And despite my rant, I have an appreciation for how hard is golf, the mind over matter dimension, and super talented guys. To wit: this Masters' shot that Bubba made is perhaps THE greatest display of skill on the links ever. I saw it live on TV
But sitting through hours of fairway shots etc. to get to one moment of WOW doesn't maximize my utility curve. Your mileage may vary.