Posted on 08/01/2022 9:00:42 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
SNIP "It is nothing I would ever wish on anybody," warned Chicago resident Josh Watson.
On the first day of his illness "I woke up with a sore throat, which I didn't think too much about," the 33-year-old said. "But by the afternoon my lymph nodes were sore, I noticed a lesion forming on the roof of my mouth, and my throat was worse."
By Monday morning, Watson was suffering severe headaches and body aches, "and I had another lesion show up on my chin, and one down in my pubes at the base of my penis."
"After I was diagnosed, I got worse, much worse," Watson said. "I was really tired. And I had clusters of lesions in the back of my throat. I couldn't eat solid food. And I ended up getting a large lesion on my uvula," the fleshy nob that hangs down at the back of the throat. "That made it hard to drink."
More lesions popped up on his arms, legs, feet and cheek and, eventually, internal lesions developed in his rectum.
"At first, it was a little painful to have a bowel movement. But then it progressed to the point where I was moaning and crying, even with stool softeners," Watson said.
And my prostate became inflamed, making it hard to pee. I have a very high tolerance for pain, but I think this was like a 9 or 10 out of 10. The pressure inside was so bad I couldn't even sit up."
Watson is now 18 days out from his first symptoms. "I still have rectal pain, though. And my biggest thing now is one lesion on my left foot. But I would say a full week out on the medicine and my pain was down to a 4.
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'nuff said.
I don’t believe the majority of these people will change their ways after getting this disease. It should’ve a wakeup call, but probably won’t be.
Thus the name Schlong Covid.
Rectum? Hell, it almost killed him!
Do NOT put it where the sun don’t shine.
“Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.”
1 Corinthians 6:18
Corinthians at the time of Paul knew something about sexual immorality. Virtually all of them had to come out of a culture where it was a major part of their religion. Prostitution, homosexuality, pedophilia.....it was a part of Roman society.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
There is one thing you must be sure of
I can’t take any more
Darling, don’t you monkey with the monkey!
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don’t you know you’re going to shock the monkey?
Hey, hey
Shock the monkey
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey
Monkey
Wheels keep turning
Monkey
Something’s burning
Monkey
Don’t like it but I guess I’m learning
AKA Hunter’s Hives
In the immortal words of Andrew "Dice" Clay: "What do these guys do? Get up in the morning and flip a coin to decide? "
“hellacious” - Yes, that’s the point, repent and return to God. Lest Eternity be much worse for your soul.
Schlong COVID isn’t supposed to be fun.
They don't care. Thirty years ago I read reports on people who were called "bug-chasers." They wanted AIDS. They wanted to have the brand of being HIV positive. Really sick in the head.
Sore throat and a stretched butt, sounds fun
Then he needs to stop being a sexually deviant freak...
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