Posted on 07/31/2022 8:52:39 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
ENGLEWOOD, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida man was arrested Tuesday for using a sledgehammer to steal over $800 from a laundromat.
The Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office said around 10:45 on May 8 Michael Justin Rowe, 32, and Taylor Marie Farrell, 34, went into a laundromat. Pictures show Rowe was wearing an ape mask and holding a sledgehammer.
Rowe used the sledgehammer to smash a coin change machine, taking about $800 from it, deputies said.
Meanwhile in video not released by the sheriff’s office, Farrell can be heard yelling “We got to go. You’ve been in here too long,” to Rowe before the pair drove off in a blue Mercury Marquis.
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Their defense attorney will be paid for by a combination of PETA and the ASPCA. Further more, they will sue anyone that compares the act of a human disguised as an ape in a negative sense for animal cruelty and a hate crime combination to protect the image of apes.
wy69
What in the name of Ooga-Ooga is going on here?
You can only sue if you were perpetrating a crime and the intended victim maimed you through the use of deadly force.
If the laundromat had been armed, this could have ended differently. I shot the spin drier, but I did not shoot the wash tubs.
(snicker, snicker)
lol
A new variant of monkeypox already.
Florida man tried to burn down the Uhuru building off 18th ave S. in St. Pete. Flanagan Branigan amd Iskovich were down here giving a Presser with SPPD. Bolo on the perps.
5.56mm
Can he also she the maker of the gorilla mask?
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