People can’t afford to drink that much right now. :)
Bartender: whats wrong buddy? You look down in the dumps.
Guy: i’m depressed, I can’t afford my drinking habit anymore...
(Bartender now depressed...)
You barber or stylist isn’t your priest, you weak ass clowns. One of my buds is a barber/stylist and because I have long hair , rarely see him.
He tells me customers “confess” their life but he does NOT want to hear it which runs against the myth that barbers are your amateur shrinks. He states “I dont want to hear about your problems, and you dont want to hear about mine so shut up and let me cut your hair.” The only “personal” stuff he told me was that he was on the set of Back of the Future 2 and his family house was used in the one of the scenes.
Slush funds and Cush jobs.
Give liberals money and they will find a way to pee it away, one way or another.
my first thought as well: when are bartenders gonna get professional mental health training? ...
“...barbers and hairstylists are trained to spot mental health challenges from the moment a client sits in the chair.”
For my part, I always check the barber for signs of instability. He’s generally got a razor somewhere nearby. And I haven’t forgotten “Sweeney Todd”, either.
Yeah, they need that psych garbo in Minnesota, especially in Minneapolis.
It’s actually a good plan, as long as it’s not secular psychobabble run by the government.
Seems to me people who let a guy with a straight razor near their necks ought to be concerned about his mental health.
I talked to my last barber about hunting and guns. I guess that will be off the table now.
I immediately got a flashback of Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall...
“The project is dedicated to building a better mental health culture for black boys and men through barber shops.”
How about a FATHER IN THE HOME? How about getting married FIRST, then procreating? Has THAT occurred to anyone?
(I know. That’s Hate Speech, Right? No wonder I keep getting booted off Facebook, LOL!)
Training them to be mini psychiatrists is not going to work. The profession accepts the idea that a man who deludes himself to think he’s a woman is actually sane and must be supported in his delusion.
There is something better than psychiatry, and it has existed as long as there have been humans: the ear of friends and family.
Otherwise, this sounds like an idea that can work.
“That's the problem with your whole generation. You know, y'all, you don't believe in nothin'. But your father, he believed in something. He believed and understood that something as simple as a little haircut could change the way a man felt on the inside.”
-- Barbershop (2002)
If the cops can’t find a social worker to negotiate a kidnapping, they can just call a shampoo lady.
How about a “don’t have children out of wedlock” advocates?