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1 posted on 07/26/2022 12:27:44 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Florida man.... in space!


2 posted on 07/26/2022 12:28:44 PM PDT by Demiurge2 (Define your terms!)
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I thought it was DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!.......................


3 posted on 07/26/2022 12:28:50 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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what is this world coming to? He was trying to warn everyone and he gets arrested? No good deed goes unpunished i guess


4 posted on 07/26/2022 12:29:15 PM PDT by Bob434
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Is this guy nuts? We’re supposed to keep that battle a secret.


5 posted on 07/26/2022 12:29:17 PM PDT by Bullish (Rot'sa Ruck America. )
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Laz moved to Florida apparently.


6 posted on 07/26/2022 12:29:34 PM PDT by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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7 posted on 07/26/2022 12:29:43 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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[[He has been charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle.]]

He explained that already- he BORROWED the truck to warn everyone- sheesh- False charges!


10 posted on 07/26/2022 12:30:31 PM PDT by Bob434
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U. S. Aliens?

Illegal aliens fighting the dragons that lazy, coddled Americans refuse to fight.

13 posted on 07/26/2022 12:31:41 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not a tagline.)
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If you see something, say something.....


14 posted on 07/26/2022 12:32:54 PM PDT by Erik Latranyi (We are being manipulated by forces that most do not see)
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Florida man does Jim Beam for breakfast


16 posted on 07/26/2022 12:34:03 PM PDT by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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Betcha five bucks he’s a Qtard.


17 posted on 07/26/2022 12:34:27 PM PDT by humblegunner (Ain't drownin', Just wavin'...)
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This story makes more sense than FJB beating DJT in the last election. I’d believe Florida man before I’d believe the 🐴💩 we have in DC.


18 posted on 07/26/2022 12:34:38 PM PDT by Equine1952
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Florida Man Cue 1960s Batman theme!


19 posted on 07/26/2022 12:34:43 PM PDT by Reily
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This story makes more sense than FJB beating DJT in the last election. I’d believe Florida man before I’d believe the 🐴💩 we have in DC.


21 posted on 07/26/2022 12:35:31 PM PDT by Equine1952
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But were transdimensional elves riding the Chinese Dragons?

And were they five clawed dragons?

Why do they always leave out the relevant bits?

22 posted on 07/26/2022 12:37:01 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The nation of france was named after a hedgehog... The hedgehog's name was Kevin... Don't ask)
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Sounds like the Space Force has been compromised by the magical Chinese dragon faction :S


23 posted on 07/26/2022 12:37:02 PM PDT by Boogieman
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Florida man rocking his mullet in outer space. Truckin that big old Dodge big block - getting high. A sixer of road sodas riding shotgun


24 posted on 07/26/2022 12:37:28 PM PDT by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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First of all, they got my age backwards.
Secondly, I thought it was my truck. Hey I’m old.

The rest is mostly true.


26 posted on 07/26/2022 12:37:47 PM PDT by Doctor Congo
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I heard he made a fantastic escape from jail, elisted the help of a beautiful scientist, a black demolition expert, and a midget martial arts expert. They’ve stolen a 737, and are going to battle the dragons and aliens.

Oh, and the clock is ticking...


28 posted on 07/26/2022 12:38:44 PM PDT by Fido969 (45 is Superman! )
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Just think: His mental state is not much different from those pushing the Russia collusion hoax, that somehow the Russians were able to control peoples minds by using mental rays beamed from Mars to vote for Trump. THAT gets investigated up the ass for 3 years, but a guy who hid in his basement all year getting 81 million votes is laughed at and ignored.


29 posted on 07/26/2022 12:38:53 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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