10 Biggest Adjustments Fleeing Californians Have To Make In Their New States

Babylon Bee ^ | 7/21/22

[Impala64ssa]

Hundreds of thousands of people are fleeing California for states like Texas and Florida, but it's not always easy to adjust to life in an American state.

Let's look at the 10 biggest adjustments fleeing Californians have to make in their new states: 1. Strange wet stuff falls from the sky once in a while. Try not to drive your car into a pole when this happens. Take a deep breath. You will get through it. 2. People don't say "The" in front of highway names. If you're driving on I-10 in Texas, you'll feel the urge to say "The 10," but don't do it.

[Impala64ssa]

If Archie Bunker was right about one thing it was when he called California the land of fruits and nuts. Every nut's a little fruity and every fruit's a little nutty

[Gary from Dayton]

11. #2s go in the toilet, not the sidewalk.