[sodpoodle]

more on the way;)

[Howie66]

Just remember that Blondes are now telling AOC jokes. :-)

[maddog55]

I’ve sat beside her numerous times !!

[oldvirginian]

I’ve been married twice. Both times to blondes.
Am I a glutton for punishment or what!?

[Tupelo]

That particular blond had an addsdicktome and is now President of the disUnited States

[ifinnegan]

Funny but way dated.

[Arlis]

PLEASE do not use all CAPS on your next post.

Actually hard to read.

Thank you.

[Zathras]

I didn’t see that coming.
LOL

[MayflowerMadam]

You could copy that post into Word, change the case to Sentence Case (Format / Change case / Sentence case), then re-post. It’s painful to try to read.

[xp38]

Technically true. The main Toronto airport isn’t in Toronto. It’s next door in Mississauga.

[conservativeimage]

A sweet blonde sees a sign while driving on the highway that reads "Lots for Sale."

She says "Oooh boy!" and follows the sign. After driving a while she gets confused and stops. She gets out of the car, looks around then says, "They should take that sign down! There's not a lot out here, just an empty field."

[FatherofFive]

This blonde looking for work sees a sign on a house: “PAINTER WANTED.” So she goes to the house and knocks on the door, telling the owner, “I’m here for the paint job.” “OK. I want you to paint the porch. Everything is in the garage. I want you to scrape it, sand the rough spots, fill in any holes, one coat of primer and two coats of paint. Can you handle it? I’ll give you $500.”

She says, “No problem,” and she heads to the garage. After 9 hours, covered with sweat and paint, she knocks on the door and says “All finished.”

“you scrapped, sanded, filled in the holes? “Yes” “Primer and 2 coats of paint? “Yes” Handing over the money, the owner says, “I’ll check it out. I may have more work for you.” The blonde smiled and said, . “And oh, by the way, it’s not a Porsche, it’s a Maserati.”