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This blonde looking for work sees a sign on a house: “PAINTER WANTED.” So she goes to the house and knocks on the door, telling the owner, “I’m here for the paint job.” “OK. I want you to paint the porch. Everything is in the garage. I want you to scrape it, sand the rough spots, fill in any holes, one coat of primer and two coats of paint. Can you handle it? I’ll give you $500.”

She says, “No problem,” and she heads to the garage. After 9 hours, covered with sweat and paint, she knocks on the door and says “All finished.”

“you scrapped, sanded, filled in the holes? “Yes” “Primer and 2 coats of paint? “Yes” Handing over the money, the owner says, “I’ll check it out. I may have more work for you.” The blonde smiled and said, . “And oh, by the way, it’s not a Porsche, it’s a Maserati.”

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paint the Porsche