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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

“it is better if the dog kills the person”

So, all I have to do is shoot the intruder dead and blame it on the dog?

“It was the most amazing thing, officer. The intruder had me cornered. I was looking at my dog, thinking this is the last time I’m going to see him. When right before my eyes, his front paws developed opposable thumbs and he left the room, only to come back with my loaded sig sauer...”


71 posted on 07/18/2022 1:19:42 PM PDT by lowbridge ( )
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To: lowbridge
When right before my eyes, his front paws developed opposable thumbs and he left the room, only to come back with my loaded sig sauer...”

What the heck do you think they're doing while you're at work anyway, dryfiring practice.

73 posted on 07/18/2022 1:22:20 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: lowbridge

Our dogs are very smart and capable in Canaduh. The same cannot be said of our pols, or the idjits that keep electing True-dolt!


75 posted on 07/18/2022 1:30:17 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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