Posted on 07/15/2022 10:15:28 AM PDT by Morgana
An Iranian man needed a seven-and-half inch (19cm) water bottle yanked out of his anus.
The constipated 50-year-old, who wasn't named, was so scared of his wife's reaction he delayed seeking help for three days.
She had taken him to hospital because she was concerned about his lack of eating, abdominal pain and inability to go to the toilet.
But the man didn't tell doctors that it was because he had a 250ml bottle inside him. It was only spotted when he was sent for a CT scan.
Writing in the journal Clinical Case Reports, they said he didn't want to reveal he had inserted the object inside himself due to 'embarrassment and fear of his wife'.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
So instead of just his wife knowing about it, the entire planet now knows about it. Success!!
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, orders a drink and while he’s drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over, grabs some olives off the bar, eats them, grabs some sliced limes, eats them, jumps up on the pool table, grabs a cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The guy says, “No, what?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!” says the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” replied the patron. “He eats everything in sight. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.”
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he’s in the bar again and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
“Did you see what your monkey did now?”, he asks.
“Now what?”, responds the patron.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” replied the patron. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!”
We need a gif of John Belushi as Nero (History of the World, part 1).
It was Dom DeLuise, dimwit!
That’s funny!
They are good at hiding their hidden microphones.
LOL
Bet his last words before the fight were; "Yeah? You and what army?"
A long time ago, I shared an apartment with some medical residents.
They had ER tales to tell ...
Talk about a wife being able to get ANYTHING she wants from now on!
That one made me laugh thanks
This thread is too funny..
Horrors! Shouldn't that have said, "medical personnel power"?
/sarc
I’m going to be all compassionate here and speculate that, like in many ROP countries, this man may have been subjected to man-on-boy abuse as a child, and is now addicted to the sensations. I’m glad he is scared of losing his wife and hope he finds healing.
I think he's related to the famous "man" family of Florida.
what is a ppb?
Or,
"Yo, dumasses, bring it! Get on the ball!"
To which they reply,
"You first!"
the headline was demeaning the poor wife and it was the stupid idiot pervert husband that needed to be called “clueless”.....
is it supposed to be a pleasant experience?....the things I do not know....thank God.
ping pong ball
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