Posted on 07/15/2022 10:15:28 AM PDT by Morgana
An Iranian man needed a seven-and-half inch (19cm) water bottle yanked out of his anus.
The constipated 50-year-old, who wasn't named, was so scared of his wife's reaction he delayed seeking help for three days.
She had taken him to hospital because she was concerned about his lack of eating, abdominal pain and inability to go to the toilet.
But the man didn't tell doctors that it was because he had a 250ml bottle inside him. It was only spotted when he was sent for a CT scan.
Writing in the journal Clinical Case Reports, they said he didn't want to reveal he had inserted the object inside himself due to 'embarrassment and fear of his wife'.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Must be hell going thru life with no name, then stuff like this happens to you.
Not sure what's worse, not telling the doctor, or thinking he might not find out.
He probably fell on it.
Good for him he had capable doctors. In that part of the world he’s lucky because in some hospitals all they could do is offer him a refill.
Million to one chance doc. Million to one.
A couple days went by and the staff "decorated" her office with 200 rubber duckies......HA!!
One in a million!
Fusilli Jerry the next time.
“I work in Hosp’s sometimes.............I’ve seen cra cra stuff........Had an E.R. Doc extract a rubber ducky from a woman’s vagina.....
A couple days went by and the staff “decorated” her office with 200 rubber duckies......HA!! “
I know of a Doc who had to remove a ping pong ball out of a person’s bum.
So I sent the Doc this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFj7lE8yZTA
How do you say “I think I fell on it when I was sleeping!”
in Persian?
I've had my prostate biopsied several times (always negative), and having a probe stuck up into your butt ain't no fun, in fact, it's miserable. Someone would have to be very perverted to get pleasure out it.
فکر کنم موقع خواب رویش افتادم
my docs removed an array of of objects over the years and a ping-pong-ball was the hardest to remove wiout surgery...
the procedure note was hilarious
i bought a 3-pack of glow in the dark ppb’s and gave them to the doc, told him give the mutt these and maybe easier to get out next time!
he was cracking up
Ok that was genuinely LOL
Well, I declare! Thanks, Morgana.
Who knows how many times that actual line was used over there in Iran. Could the Ayatollah have ever.....
No. I won’t go there!
An old timer I worked with as a youth had a favorite saying when someone would lose something: “If it was up yer ass you’d know where it was!”
He didn't want to tell anybody because of his wife, or he inserted the bottle because of his wife? Inquiring minds want to know, and the author did not clarify that.
HA!!!
Is Speedy ok?
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