[lightman]

The Taiwanese should be very, very nervous.

[Mears]

This was around here a couple of hours ago.

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[Nifster]

He was hoping he could grope the female officer

[Blurb2350]

His handlers are preparing to shove him overboard.

[Celtic Conservative]

Oy givalt!

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[TomGuy]

A perfect example of

Doddering: Mentally or physically infirm with age.

That doddering old man is the President of the United States, and that is scary beyond comprehension.

Even more scary is that word-salad Kamala would replace him, if he were to trip, fall and break his neck.

[Migraine]

He is a cadaver in slow mo.

[lee martell]

“I know who she is. That’s Lovely Rita, the Meter Maid!
Don’t you look cute and grown up in your tailored uniform!”

[pfflier]

What the hell is wrong with his eyes? He squints all the time.

[dfwgator]

Any day now I expect him to break out in song and sing "Mississippi Mud" like in that MASH episode:



"When the sun goes down, the tide goes out,
The darks gather 'round and they all begin to shout,
'Hey! Hey! Uncle Dud,
It's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud
It's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud'"

[frank ballenger]

Led Zeppelin “Dazed and Confused”

I’ve been dazed and confused for so long it’s not true
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
Sweet little woman, say what you will
Tongue wag so much when you end up in hell
It’s gonna burn burn

[llevrok]

Kind of gives you a warm, secure feeling, doesn’t it?

[clearcarbon]

"Biden Getting Lost and Confused Leaving Air Force One"

If they can make a vacuum cleaner that can find its way around a room, they can devise a collar that can guide biden around a plane. Take away both their guidance and what's left just sucks.

[dforest]

All those dirtbags behind him laugh. Ain’t it cute?