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To: Red Badger
2 posted on
07/12/2022 1:27:23 PM PDT by
rdl6989
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To: Red Badger
He was trying to (wait for it) - mow ‘em all down.
Badda-bing, badda-boom.
3 posted on
07/12/2022 1:27:54 PM PDT by
Da Coyote
To: Red Badger
Florida Man, Florida Man, does whatever a Florida can
Steals a boat, any time
Flees on a mower right off the line
Look out! Here comes the Florida Man!
4 posted on
07/12/2022 1:28:57 PM PDT by
Boogieman
To: Red Badger
Go Speed Racer!
6 posted on
07/12/2022 1:32:19 PM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: Red Badger
Sometimes you’ve just gotta work with what you’ve got. A for effort, Florida Man.
9 posted on
07/12/2022 1:58:28 PM PDT by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
To: Red Badger
Said to his buddy ‘hold my beer and watch this...’
10 posted on
07/12/2022 2:02:47 PM PDT by
Glenmore
To: Red Badger
he’s cutting to the chase...
11 posted on
07/12/2022 2:07:49 PM PDT by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: Red Badger
Why didn’t they clip the bumper so he would spin out into the median?
12 posted on
07/12/2022 2:10:01 PM PDT by
AppyPappy
(Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
To: Red Badger
Too bad for him the Po-Po weren’t driving Teslas. They can’t last more than a couple of miles in a high-speed chase.
To: Red Badger
Florida Man using cutting technology to evade capture 🤪
14 posted on
07/12/2022 2:29:48 PM PDT by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say it)
To: Red Badger
Covered in the “Lawn & Order” segment?
16 posted on
07/12/2022 3:54:47 PM PDT by
NativeSon
( *<~ <*)
To: Red Badger
If he’d bothered to jettison the clippings bag, he’d have had a real shot. /jk
17 posted on
07/12/2022 4:14:28 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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