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Today's Toons 7/11/22
The Briefing Room ^ | 7/11/22 | pookie18

Posted on 07/11/2022 1:31:35 AM PDT by pookie18

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1 posted on 07/11/2022 1:31:35 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); ican'tbelieveit; Hillary's Lovely Legs; wingnuts'nbolts; ...
SUPERSIZED


(Thank you, Nateman)


2 posted on 07/11/2022 1:31:46 AM PDT by pookie18 (You don’t have to be high on crack to enjoy Pookie’s Toons! - Tell It Right)
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To: pookie18

Hitching a ride on your thread;)

Two informally dressed ladies happened to start-up a conversation during an endless wait in Toronto ‘s Terminal 3 airport. The first lady was an arrogant Upper Canadian married to a wealthy business man.

The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Bell Island, Newfoundland.

When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the Upper Canadian woman started by saying, “When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me.”

The lady from Bell Island commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”

The first woman continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz.

Again, the lady from Bell Island commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”

The first woman continued boasting, “Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.

Yet again, the Bell Island lady commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”

The first woman then asked her companion, “What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?”

“My husband sent me to charm school,” declared the Bell Island lady.

“Charm school?” the first woman cried, “Oh, my Lord! What on earth for?”

The elderly Bell Island lady responded, “Well as an example, instead of saying, “Who gives a F##k?”, I learned to say,

“Well, isn’t that precious “ .


3 posted on 07/11/2022 2:45:01 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
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To: pookie18

Thanks pookie!


4 posted on 07/11/2022 5:46:50 AM PDT by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: pookie18

Mondays are better because pookie’s back!


5 posted on 07/11/2022 5:52:00 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: pookie18

Still making Mondays great, Pookie’s ‘Toons are back! Thanks, Pookie!


6 posted on 07/11/2022 7:39:54 AM PDT by Cincinnatus.45-70 (What do DemocRats enjoy more than a truckload of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork!)
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To: sodpoodle

Well, isn’t that precious ;-)


7 posted on 07/11/2022 8:54:21 AM PDT by pookie18 (You don’t have to be high on crack to enjoy Pookie’s Toons! - Tell It Right)
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To: PROCON

You’re welcome, PROCON!


8 posted on 07/11/2022 8:54:43 AM PDT by pookie18 (You don’t have to be high on crack to enjoy Pookie’s Toons! - Tell It Right)
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To: outofsalt

Thanks, outofsalt!


9 posted on 07/11/2022 8:55:36 AM PDT by pookie18 (You don’t have to be high on crack to enjoy Pookie’s Toons! - Tell It Right)
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To: Cincinnatus.45-70

My pleasure, Cincinnatus.45-70!


10 posted on 07/11/2022 8:55:59 AM PDT by pookie18 (You don’t have to be high on crack to enjoy Pookie’s Toons! - Tell It Right)
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To: pookie18
We've made the big time!


11 posted on 07/11/2022 9:05:54 AM PDT by Delta 21 (It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
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A TWO !! BANG ZOOMER !! THANKS MUCH Pookster!!


12 posted on 07/11/2022 9:16:02 AM PDT by jmaroneps37
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To: pookie18
one picture better than a thousand words


13 posted on 07/11/2022 10:30:27 AM PDT by piroque ("When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. " )
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To: Delta 21
A viewer at The Right Reasons made that one for me :-)
14 posted on 07/11/2022 11:41:48 AM PDT by pookie18 (You don’t have to be high on crack to enjoy Pookie’s Toons! - Tell It Right)
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To: jmaroneps37

You’re welcome, as always, jmaroneps37!


15 posted on 07/11/2022 11:42:22 AM PDT by pookie18 (You don’t have to be high on crack to enjoy Pookie’s Toons! - Tell It Right)
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