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San Antonio man killed by fireworks after lighting one on his head
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| Julie Marino and Ben Spicer
Posted on 07/06/2022 12:08:08 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Dave911
And what happened to the guy who was holding his beer?
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He either finished it. Or he threw up.
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posted on
07/06/2022 1:22:34 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(I love my country. It's my government that I hate.)
To: Southside_Chicago_Republican
“Gaston at Disney World”
No one booms like Gaston...
wy69
To: Responsibility2nd
I remember an old video of a moron holding a rather large skyrocket between his butt cheeks and lighting it off. Too tight of a squeeze prevented its launch and caused horrible burns but he lived, at least.
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posted on
07/06/2022 1:37:47 PM PDT
by
dainbramaged
(What did the cook say when the rat fell into the chowder? "Better luck next time.")
To: Dave911
“Pronounced dead at the scene”
And in the next block, and on the roof of the house across the street. Luckily the house across the street had just had their Leaf Filters installed so they won’t have to crawl up on that ladder and possibly fall unplugging the pieces of their neighbor. Don’t think the warranty covers that.
wy69
To: Responsibility2nd
His family will sue the fireworks company.
To: Responsibility2nd
I was going to say something about common sense fireworks regulations, but then I had to consider the effect that celebratory cerveza has on common sense.
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posted on
07/06/2022 1:54:39 PM PDT
by
tbpiper
To: Responsibility2nd
I nominate this man for posthumously for the Wile E Coyote Award.
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posted on
07/06/2022 1:56:12 PM PDT
by
HandyDandy
(Life is what you make it.)
To: PghBaldy
Hopefully the man did not suffer.Probably not but I bet that he saw some pretty colors for a sec until the lights went out!
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posted on
07/06/2022 2:03:33 PM PDT
by
eeriegeno
(Checks and balances??? What checks and balances?)
To: Responsibility2nd
LOL!!!
bet he dint even need anybody to hold his beer, just light the fuse...
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posted on
07/06/2022 2:03:44 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: dowcaet
obviously NOT a mortarman! weak baseplate...
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posted on
07/06/2022 2:07:02 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: Responsibility2nd
Another locked in vote for Beto
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posted on
07/06/2022 2:07:03 PM PDT
by
Chief_BigFoot23
(Remember, no matter where you go, there you are)
To: Responsibility2nd
Stopped reading at “drinking”
To: whitney69
To: Responsibility2nd
To: Responsibility2nd
They should go after the Match or Lighter company, whichever he used to light the damned thing. But he got what he deserved and if I was on the Jury I would award him $10 so it can’t be appealed
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posted on
07/06/2022 2:19:04 PM PDT
by
eyeamok
(founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
To: Responsibility2nd
Sounds like he suddenly had a bright idea, and the light bulb went off.
To: Responsibility2nd
99% of this crap is made in china
To: Responsibility2nd; All
"MAN KILLED BY FIREWORKS AFTER LIGHTING ONE ON HIS HEAD"
The booze and his brain are now mainly down the drain, OLE !
Leni
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posted on
07/06/2022 2:45:27 PM PDT
by
MinuteGal
(.....! MAGA !.....! MAGA!.....! MAGA !.....)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/06/2022 2:50:34 PM PDT
by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
To: woodbutcher1963
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