Posted on 07/01/2022 7:34:45 AM PDT by ShadowAce
Too many one-liners to write them all down. LOL.
Fauci killed my cousin with a syringe.
That was hilarous thanks for posting.
Oops, I didn’t see Babylon Bee. They got me again. I’m getting better tho, it only happens about once a month. Lol
I’m STILL laughing.
Furthermore David used a concealed weapon to kill Goliath.
1 Samuel 17: 40 Then [David] took his staff in his hand, chose five smooth stones from the stream, put them in the pouch of his shepherd’s bag and, with his sling in his hand, approached the Philistine....
48 As the Philistine moved closer to attack him, David ran quickly toward the battle line to meet him.
49 Reaching into his bag and taking out a stone, he slung it and struck the Philistine on the forehead. The stone sank into his forehead, and he fell facedown on the ground.
Is this supposed to be a parody? Native Americans didn’t kill and enslave other tribes before guns? Or Africans, moslems and Christians, cavemen? I won’t waste my time reading anything that starts out so asinine.
Jeez people, read more than the headline. You look less ignorant that way.
It’s the “Bee”
Read the comments here on this thread, then.
Yes, but what if the enemy has a pointed stick?
Mongol Sacking Of Baghdad, 1258 A.D. (~2 Million Casualties)
What was blamed for Abel’s murder?
One reason conservatism has been fighting with its back against the wall in the Age of Info is it’s suspicion of human creativity. One of the main reasons that liberalism controls academia, the press, Hollywood, the arts, youth culture, is because the lefties champion human imagination as a wellspring for creating the future. We really need to unleash conservative creativity, particularly its capacity to inject venom via mockery.
Mock them, mock them all.
I give! I give! Uncle!
The power of your logic is inexorable; it cannot be resisted!
ROFLOL!
“Plenty of wars prior to guns being invented”
For sure....reading history, sometimes I think that’s all ancient people ever did!
Well, no soccer, no tail gating, no football, no movies, no concerts, etc. What else was there to do??
That was all he had left, he was out of ammunition. He got lucky......
Or had a lot of practice
True that
Imagine getting stabbed with a spear and then having your heart ripped out of your chest while you are still alive. Or tied up and hung over a tree branch while a fire was lighted under you.
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