Tastes like chicken?
I’ll stick with the house special lo mein.
“Taste like chicken!”
No, it doesn’t. I was served some really greasy dumplings once in China at an academic banquet. They were disgusting. I refused to eat more than one. I asked what they were and was told it was dog meat. I drank a lot of watery Chinese beer that but only ate plane rice.
“Tastes like chicken?”
The asshole savages boil them alive funny man.