“Taste like chicken!”
No, it doesn’t. I was served some really greasy dumplings once in China at an academic banquet. They were disgusting. I refused to eat more than one. I asked what they were and was told it was dog meat. I drank a lot of watery Chinese beer that but only ate plane rice.
.... but only ate plane rice.
Airline food isn’t that great.
Whenever my Grandpa came to visit, he would bring the best tacos EVER. He bought them at a mom n pop taco stand in his neighborhood.
All of a sudden he stopped bring them. We finally got up enough nerve to ask him why.
He said that the Board of Health closed them down for serving cat meat.
For years after that we called cats “walking tacos”!