[Sans-Culotte]

From John Derbyshire's "The Talk" (Nonblack version):

(10c) If planning a trip to a beach or amusement park at some date, find out whether it is likely to be swamped with blacks on that date (neglect of that one got me the closest I have ever gotten to death by gunshot).

(10d) Do not attend events likely to draw a lot of blacks.

(10e) If you are at some public event at which the number of blacks suddenly swells, leave as quickly as possible.

[Red Badger]

My house is directly across the street from a large park with pavilions and BBQ grills, and BASKETBALL COURTS...............................