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Man Bitten by Gator He Mistook for Dog, Sarasota Deputies Say
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Posted on 06/13/2022 4:13:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
I hate it when that happens!
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posted on
06/13/2022 5:00:06 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: crz
Hi.
“The cat knows? Or knew?”
My cat’s name is Schrödinger.
5.56mm
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posted on
06/13/2022 5:02:16 PM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
To: rarestia
Understood. But I bet in those situations you don’t walk up to it and pet it.
To: nickcarraway
A walk at 12:30 am on the Tamiami Trail. Mmmmmm Being sh** faced probably didn’t help.
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posted on
06/13/2022 5:25:13 PM PDT
by
Spok
(Don’t pee down my leg and tell me it’s raining.)
To: nickcarraway
Sounds like a Monty Python skit … “… but only if I can watch”
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posted on
06/13/2022 5:35:11 PM PDT
by
11th_VA
(I can still remember an America where dissent was the highest form of patriotism.)
To: nickcarraway
I want some of what he’s smoking.
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posted on
06/13/2022 5:46:06 PM PDT
by
GaryCrow
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
06/13/2022 6:10:26 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: nickcarraway
The incident occurred around 12:30 a.m. I think I know what happened here.
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posted on
06/13/2022 6:15:07 PM PDT
by
KevinB
(''...and to the Banana Republic for which it stands ...")
To: nickcarraway
Oh Magoo, you’ve done it again.
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posted on
06/13/2022 6:15:30 PM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(A nation of sheep, produces a government of wolves.l)
To: nickcarraway
That long leash was all that remained of the alligator’s last meal. The alligator was using it to floss his teeth.
(Or, look again! That was the alligators tail).
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posted on
06/13/2022 6:16:01 PM PDT
by
CFW
To: nickcarraway
A guy was bragging about how tough his dog was.
“Killer can beat any four dogs. He’s unbeatable!”
Little Bobby said,
“I’ll bet he can’t beat my dog.”
The man told Bobby to go get his dog.
Bobby showed up with a rope around the neck of the ugliest yellow dog anyone had ever seen.
The man said,
“Killer will tear that thing up in ten seconds.”
Bobby said,
“We’ll see.”
The man slipped the chain off Killer and Bobby took the rope off his dog.
The man said,
“Get him Killer!”
Killer ran and leapt to tear up Bobby’s dog.
The yellow dog opened his mouth and bit Killer in half.
The man said,
“What kind of dog is that?”
Bobby said,
“I don’t know what kind of dog he is, but before I cut his tail off and painted him yellow, he was an alligator.”
A tip of the hat to Flip Wilson for that joke.
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posted on
06/13/2022 6:26:08 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: Chode
LOL! I wonder why he thought that might be a good idea?
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posted on
06/13/2022 6:46:56 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(Make Jan. 6 Ashli Babbitt Remembrance Day )
To: Clay Moore
right? cause i’m SURE, alcohol had NOTHING to do with it...
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posted on
06/13/2022 6:48:37 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: nickcarraway
Florida?
✔
Alcohol or narcotics?
Awaiting confirmation.
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posted on
06/13/2022 7:46:37 PM PDT
by
Widget Jr
(Disobey your television.)
To: nickcarraway
I personally have known people who mistook a gator for a log, but this is the first I've heard of mistaking one for a dog.
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