RECENT QUOTES FROM: SEN. JOHN KENNEDY, (R) LOUISIANA

email from a friend and internet | 06/08/2022 | John Kennedy, Louisiana Senator

[sodpoodle]

JFK on parking lots & crackheads

RECENT QUOTES FROM: SEN. JOHN KENNEDY, (R) LOUISIANA

First of all, I’m John Kennedy, not that John Kennedy, I am the other John Kennedy, (R) senator representing the great state of Louisiana.

Permit me to tell you what I believe.

1. I believe America was founded by geniuses but is now run by idiots.

2. I believe you can’t fix stupid, but you can vote them out of office.

3. When was the last time you heard of anyone trying to sneak into China.

4. America is so great that people who hate it refuse to leave it.

5. Let me say something about the Biden administration, so far, the Biden administration sucks.

6. I don’t like to brag about the expensive places I’ve been to, but this morning I went to the gas station.

7. I believe exercise makes you look better naked. But so does alcohol.

8. Welfare should be a bridge, not a parking lot.

9. Weakness invites the wolves.

10. We must arm for peace.

11. We don’t have a gun control problem, we have an idiot control problem.

12. Free advice friends, if government tells you not to buy a gun, buy two.

13. I believe if you hate police officers, the next time you are in trouble, call a crack-head.

14. Here’s a free tip, cops will leave you alone if you don't do stupid things.

15. I believe we need an election day, not an election month.

16. I believe you should be able to prove who you say you are when you vote.

17. I believe 400,000 bodies buried at Arlington National Cemetery is the reason you should stand for the National Anthem.

18. I believe the water won’t clear till you get the pigs out of the creek.

19. I believe love is the answer, but you should own a gun, just in case.

[Republican Wildcat]

I didn’t defend anyone, though, now did I?

You are just always at the ready to throw a turd in the punch bowl.

[dangus]

I knew John Kennedy. I was a friend of John Kennedy. And you, sir... wait, I’m really confused.

[dangus]

Are we now going to use Sen. Kennedy the way Bill Cosby and Morgan Freeman were used to ascribe silly internet memes to?

[philman_36]

The best outcome at this point would be for America to break into groups of states.

That would be Confederations, like the ones from early America?

Articles of Confederation (1777)

This "first constitution of the United States" established a "league of friendship" for the 13 sovereign and independent states. Each state retained "every Power...which is not by this confederation expressly delegated to the United States." The Articles of Confederation also outlined a Congress with representation based on population – each state would have one vote in Congress.