Posted on 06/08/2022 8:53:52 AM PDT by sodpoodle
JFK on parking lots & crackheads
RECENT QUOTES FROM: SEN. JOHN KENNEDY, (R) LOUISIANA
First of all, I’m John Kennedy, not that John Kennedy, I am the other John Kennedy, (R) senator representing the great state of Louisiana.
Permit me to tell you what I believe.
1. I believe America was founded by geniuses but is now run by idiots.
2. I believe you can’t fix stupid, but you can vote them out of office.
3. When was the last time you heard of anyone trying to sneak into China.
4. America is so great that people who hate it refuse to leave it.
5. Let me say something about the Biden administration, so far, the Biden administration sucks.
6. I don’t like to brag about the expensive places I’ve been to, but this morning I went to the gas station.
7. I believe exercise makes you look better naked. But so does alcohol.
8. Welfare should be a bridge, not a parking lot.
9. Weakness invites the wolves.
10. We must arm for peace.
11. We don’t have a gun control problem, we have an idiot control problem.
12. Free advice friends, if government tells you not to buy a gun, buy two.
13. I believe if you hate police officers, the next time you are in trouble, call a crack-head.
14. Here’s a free tip, cops will leave you alone if you don't do stupid things.
15. I believe we need an election day, not an election month.
16. I believe you should be able to prove who you say you are when you vote.
17. I believe 400,000 bodies buried at Arlington National Cemetery is the reason you should stand for the National Anthem.
18. I believe the water won’t clear till you get the pigs out of the creek.
19. I believe love is the answer, but you should own a gun, just in case.
Their other Senator is that execrable Cassidy.
He proves his point, along with all his colleagues.
Only North Koreans, which should tell you how bad a really, really communist country is compared to a merely communist country.
3. When was the last time you heard of anyone trying to sneak into China.
Yesterday. North Korea is such a horrid country that North Koreans sneak into China often.
Too bad #14 isn’t true. It should be, though.
Samuel Clemens comes to mind.
JFK would be far-right today.
I’ve seen him question witnesses in various hearings. He is very good at what he does.
Good ole boy wisdom
This thread isn’t about Cassidy, though, is it?
Always ready to defend Bush League Republicans.
Attracting attention and getting his face on TV.
“cops will leave you alone if you don’t do stupid things”
Unless they mistake your address with someone else’s that did do stupid things, and then you are liable to get your door kicked in by trigger-happy SWAT guys.
I always get a kick out of him. And he’s not just witty - he’s very smart, with a good legal mind.
Which is a result of him doing a good job.
3. When was the last time you heard of anyone trying to sneak into China.
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Well, from North Korea, but that just emphasizes the point.
Maybe he should refer to himself as “the John Kennedy who has sex only with his wife.”
Re. My tag line.
The best outcome at this point would be for America to break into groups of states.
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