[servo1969]

My three word response: I don't care.

My two word response: Pellet gun.

My one word response: Meh.

My no word response:

[lonestar]

LOL

[swingdoc]

A three hour tour. a three hour tour…..
Haha

[decal]

The plaintiff has enough problems having to spell his last name to everyone he meets.

[T.B. Yoits]

Time to fill the landscape with plastic pink flamingos to really class up the neighborhood.

[Scrambler Bob]

Tell the art owner, and the press, that that is a beautiful sculpture.

You recognize the phallic representations.

You realize that they echo the open minds of the owners.

Get some porn stars to model with them in the background and publish the pics.

Go viral.

[unixfox]

Put up an American flag and his head would have exploded.

[Brian Griffin]

I sort of like the sculpture.

I don’t care for the shadow-casting, six-foot tall, 210-foot long fence that is a few inches from my property line. This fence has killed off a lot of grass and provides a great roof for millions of ants.

A person with money and bad taste can do a lot of wrong things.

[Trailerpark Badass]

Jesus, really? I wish I had energy enough to worry about stupid crap like that.

[stevio]

$1,000,000 for that? I don’t personally find it hideous but it is a constant reminder that you live next to an idiot.

[MercyFlush]

It’s actually not that bad a sculpture.

Also, welcome to America where people are free to have their own choices in art.

[NorthMountain]

Pellet gun?

The thing may well be butt-ugly, but that doesn’t justify destroying other peoples’ private property.

[Bayard]

If only we all could live in a world with meaningless problems.

[Captain Walker]

This is what one would describe as a “first-world problem”.

[luckystarmom]

It looks like a Chihuly glass sculpture. I will say I love Chihuly glass sculptures! Crystal Bridges Museum has several pieces and I think it’s beautiful.

[Ken H]

Neighbor should make a giant mural of Dogs Playing Poker.

[CivilWarBrewing]

Nice sculpture that has an aquarium-esque feel to it that is appropriate for beachfront property.

[ryderann]

Anyone can see that this represents grasses growing underwater on the sea/lake bed waving in the currents. It should be in the pool area.

[Fireone]

I would have taken down the art, and painted a ghetto style mural of George Floyd on the wall, with a small note.
“Thanks neighbor!”

[discostu]

Looks cool to me. Love to see it at night, see what they’re doing with the lights.

[metmom]

I’ve seen worse “art”.