[antidemoncrat]

Isn’t Karma a bitch?

[Old Yeller]

That’s nuts!

[Publius]

Rush called it a “chopadickoffame.”

[Dr. Sivana]

Well, we had Florida Man, then Florida Woman. Now we have Florida Mixed Doubles.

Reminded me of “The World According to Garp” movie, one of the dumbest, most awful movies ever.

[Flick Lives]

This should be interesting to explain to the insurance co.

[Right Brother]

Well, that blows! Was she ticketed for not wearing a seat belt?

[Tupelo]

I have always wondered if people clinched their teeth when hit. Guess the answer is a resounding, YES.

[KarlInOhio]

and the resulting injuries were not reported to be reproductively catastrophic.

So he does not get the rare non-fatal Darwin Award.

[DannyTN]

"the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV."

LOL

[duckman]

A Hummer no doubt.

[Born to Conserve]

The World according to Garp.

[PGR88]

[mywholebodyisaweapon]

I guess the million-dollar question is: “Did she spit or swallow?”

[fruser1]

Women, always applying make-up and cleaning their tonsils in the car.

[Islander7]

She must not have a gag reflex.

[Philo1962]

We are surrounded by morons. They’re concentrated in the big cities (Ft. Lauderdale, for example). This is the variety of sporting event that’s best engaged in at night, on a country road, with a bottle of good whiskey. Or something.

And the vehicle in “park,” of course.

[Huskrrrr]

Get a room.

[shotgun]

Reminds me of driving over HWY 12 White Pass (Washington State) with my girlfriend in my 65 Corvette in 1982, except for the crash and burn part.

[NohSpinZone]

Anyone remember “The World According to Garp”? There is a scene in there where a car crashes into another park car in the driveway that had a couple committing an illicit “act”. The guy also suffered injury to “his private parts”.

Kinda reminds me of that.

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

Does this story have a happy ending, or did the event end prematurely?