Posted on 06/06/2022 2:43:53 PM PDT by simpson96
Well, there's really no way to put this delicately. A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in "injuries to his private area," WPLG Local 10 reports.
The man and woman were northbound in an SUV on North Ocean Boulevard when the driver apparently became distracted by his passenger's performance and crossed the center line, striking the delivery van as it traveled southbound near the intersection with Northwest 19th St. Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.
Aerial footage of the aftermath showed both SUV occupants being treated at the scene, pants around their ankles. Other reports indicate that the driver and his passenger were both injured in the collision, which happened while the deed was being done. Despite suffering perhaps the most predictable consequence in the world, the driver appears to have gotten lucky twice over, and the resulting injuries were not reported to be reproductively catastrophic.
(Excerpt) Read more at autoblog.com ...
bit off more than she could chew...
LOL
Make jobs illegal.
All true. But then there is the exceptional performances of both Williams, and Robert DeNiro—— “Awakenings”... dramatized true story of the experimentation with L-Dopa.
Outstanding acting. And Williams life one of excess, and self abuse. Taken out by Alzheimer’s and deep depression and... lest it be forgotten, massive personal debt.
Worse hard on collision I’ve ever seen.
Betcha that chick really does have headache now.
Wonder if the airbags deloyed?
“Life in the Fast Lane”
by The Eagles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po6QU0z1rSs&ab_channel=TheEagles-Topic
For later reading.
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Missed Darwin Award by *that* much!
No coverage for cleaning off the upholstery.
Well, I let you know about it two days ago!
(See post 35)
Hey, if they’re doing it in a truck that’s outdoors, can it really still be called “his private area”? ;^)
Call me a prude but by this stage in life I draw the line on sex while driving.
Ms. John Lithgow?
Williams actually had a form of dementia called Lewy Body Syndrome. The standard Alzheimers drugs, instead of making this form of dementia better for a while, can actually make it worse.
Reminds me a little of a Lewis Grizzard story about a pilot of a small plane.
Florida’s a strange place...
Ding,ding,ding - we have a thread winnah!
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