1 posted on
05/31/2022 6:17:01 PM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
a crude colloquialism that actually means “f–king while texting.” Toss an "up" in the middle of that and it makes a lot of sense.
2 posted on
05/31/2022 6:19:56 PM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(It's hard to "Believe all women" when judges say "I don't know what a woman is".)
To: simpson96
Old Joe was doing the babysitter, what a stud.
4 posted on
05/31/2022 6:21:47 PM PDT by
Fireone
(When they pry them from my cold, dead, unvaccinated hands.)
To: simpson96
Jill was “fexting” ole Joe while still married to another.
I guess back then it was known as “fexting around behind her husband’s back”...Classy dame.
6 posted on
05/31/2022 6:24:56 PM PDT by
AFret.
To: simpson96
WOW, see-through hair! Not a good look...
7 posted on
05/31/2022 6:24:59 PM PDT by
W.
(0bama still sucks!)
To: simpson96
“Some days, I see Joe and I’m just like, ‘I don’t know how you’re doing it.’ Because he isn't.
8 posted on
05/31/2022 6:25:01 PM PDT by
JennysCool
("It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." - Mark Twain)
To: simpson96
She’s got to be out of her cotton-pickin’ mind if she thinks that imbecile is managing anything. And she’s the worst spouse on the planet, knowing he is a mush-brain, and putting one’s spouse through this.
To: simpson96
Joe knows what it means. He and Hunter are experts.
14 posted on
05/31/2022 6:40:41 PM PDT by
Spok
(Winston, how many fingers am I holding up?)
To: simpson96
“Some days, I see Joe and I’m just like, ‘I don’t know how you’re doing it.’ It’s the pandemic and then it’s the war and then it’s the economy and then it’s the gas prices. You feel like you’re being slammed,” she added. You needn't wonder jill - F'ing things up comes naturally for joe potatohead.
16 posted on
05/31/2022 6:42:37 PM PDT by
rockrr
( Everything is different now...)
To: simpson96
If your “activity partner” is fexting during the “activity”,
either Party A is unskilled, or Party B is bored outta their skull.
To: simpson96
What “Doctor” Jill is putting Joe through on a daily basis is nothing less than spousal abuse. He should have retired gracefully in 2016, when Herself beat him out. But NOOO, “Doctor” Jill had to prop him up one last time...
18 posted on
05/31/2022 6:52:17 PM PDT by
alloysteel
(There are folks running the government who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches - Will Rogers)
To: simpson96
Brandon: “This must be what kissing Alice Cooper is like.”
19 posted on
05/31/2022 7:06:48 PM PDT by
scott7278
("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO )
To: simpson96
Marital bliss right there. I thought they didn’t fight.
20 posted on
05/31/2022 7:08:47 PM PDT by
FamiliarFace
(I wish “smart resume” would work for the real world so I could FF through the Burden admin BS.)
To: simpson96
27 posted on
05/31/2022 7:21:22 PM PDT by
WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
(I want to lead an expedition of intelligent freedom loving people to a new land )
To: simpson96
she and her hubby hash out their “occasional” fights via text message,”
I’d have thought fights started with, “We never talk anymore, all we do is text”.
To: simpson96
30 posted on
05/31/2022 7:26:23 PM PDT by
Allegra
To: simpson96
“Some days, I see Joe and I’m just like, ‘I don’t know how you’re doing it.’ It’s the pandemic and then it’s the war and then it’s the economy and then it’s the gas prices. You feel like you’re being slammed,” she added.Who in heck is Marie Antoinette kidding?
To: simpson96
WTF? Be careful using any F word, FFS!
35 posted on
06/01/2022 3:03:03 AM PDT by
dangus
(I had some sympathies for some of Russia's positions... until they started a G-d-damned war.)
To: simpson96
The money the money......................................
36 posted on
06/01/2022 8:27:08 AM PDT by
Vaduz
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