1 posted on
05/29/2022 5:56:20 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
I guess his mind was blown along with his other part.
2 posted on
05/29/2022 5:58:57 AM PDT by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.)
To: BenLurkin
and once you reach 70 youre fine from then on ...
:)
To: BenLurkin
“Honey, we haven’t made whoopee in a while! How about we…”
The missus is thrilled.
4 posted on
05/29/2022 6:02:11 AM PDT by
ProtectOurFreedom
(Wanting to make America great isn’t an insult unless you’re trying to make it worse! ULTRAMAGA!!)
To: BenLurkin
“Unforgettable, that’s what you are...”
6 posted on
05/29/2022 6:07:54 AM PDT by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
To: BenLurkin
7 posted on
05/29/2022 6:13:16 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: BenLurkin
Sounds like a normal “senior moment” to me.
8 posted on
05/29/2022 6:14:26 AM PDT by
Night Hides Not
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
To: BenLurkin
At the risk of a stereotype this sounds like blarney — I’d guess he was expecting a different result than “honey, that’s serious, let’s rush you to a doctor.”
9 posted on
05/29/2022 6:26:16 AM PDT by
No.6
To: BenLurkin
“I’m pregnant”
“Hello, who are you?”
To: BenLurkin
Veni ,Vidi, ut obliviscatur
12 posted on
05/29/2022 6:34:45 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: BenLurkin
He probably was just going to say “Dear, we haven’t had sex for a while so how about now?” but she didn’t buy it and took him to the hospital.
To: BenLurkin
“I’m too sexy for my...uh, uh...what?”
To: BenLurkin
What’s the over/under on how long it takes Sock Puppet Joe to plagiarize this story?
To: BenLurkin
Wait, wasn’t this exact title posted yesterday? I’m either having deja vu or amnesia. Can’t seem to remember the difference.
17 posted on
05/29/2022 7:24:27 AM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: BenLurkin
Perhaps it was for the best...
19 posted on
05/29/2022 8:36:59 AM PDT by
Clutch Martin
("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
To: BenLurkin
Just how fat and ugly is his wife?
21 posted on
05/29/2022 10:46:52 AM PDT by
faucetman
(Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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