This is actually true. I like cats, but they’ve always got slaughter on their minds. If you could hear what your cat is thinking you’d probably kick him out of the house.
I have enough problems just being old. I don’t need any animal to care for. In the country cats are necessary to keep the mice, rats and snakes away from the homestead. In towns, not so much. In cities survival against rats.
“This is actually true. I like cats, but they’ve always got slaughter on their minds. If you could hear what your cat is thinking you’d probably kick him out of the house.”
Cat owners know that they are just trying to figure out how to eat us. And if we stop moving long enough, they will.
My never-been-outside cat tried to get a bird at the bird feeder today. Through the window the bird feeder is attached to. Bounced off the glass. It’s a second floor window. Hilarious.
Cats make Cat Ladies. With Toxoplasmosis Gondii.
"Can't kill and eat these humans. They're too big!"