“This is actually true. I like cats, but they’ve always got slaughter on their minds. If you could hear what your cat is thinking you’d probably kick him out of the house.”
Cat owners know that they are just trying to figure out how to eat us. And if we stop moving long enough, they will.
My never-been-outside cat tried to get a bird at the bird feeder today. Through the window the bird feeder is attached to. Bounced off the glass. It’s a second floor window. Hilarious.
Cats make Cat Ladies. With Toxoplasmosis Gondii.
“Cat owners know that they are just trying to figure out how to eat us. And if we stop moving long enough, they will.”
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If cats had thumbs, this would be a whole different world.
Marko
“Cat owners know that they are just trying to figure out how to eat us. And if we stop moving long enough, they will.
My never-been-outside cat tried to get a bird at the bird feeder today. Through the window the bird feeder is attached to. Bounced off the glass. It’s a second floor window. Hilarious.
Cats make Cat Ladies. With Toxoplasmosis Gondii.”
LOL!
A cat from my childhood (she lived to be like 20 years old) would lie in the crib with one of my siblings when she (sibling) was an infant and was often seen licking the baby’s face (probably because it tasted like milk). Infant sister would giggle and make faces at the scratchy cat tongue. Another sibling asked, “Why does she do that?” and Mom replied, “She’s tenderizing her.”