Posted on 05/16/2022 3:19:59 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Inflation is so bad that….
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling a 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Fifty Cent is now Eleven Cent.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now worth 200 words.
The Treasure Island Casino is now managed by Somali pirates.
When I called to get Blue Book Value on my car, they asked if gas tank was full or empty?
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
And have you noticed that even the balloons are inflated!
Good ones!
My village convenience store is selling individual Doritos.
Those are dang good, sod! Thanks for the early morning laughter. I owe ya.
Deflation auto corrected to inflation on Google.
Clever
I had to put in my 3 cents...
Thanks. Used these on my Twit feed with your attribution.
“Fifty Cent is now Eleven Cent.”
Given we’re talking inflation I would have thought “Fifty Cent is now Tree-fiddy”
Brilliant!
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