Posted on 05/04/2022 12:24:52 PM PDT by C210N
NASA scientists plan to launch pictures of naked humans into space in the hope of luring aliens to us.
The depictions will also include an invitation to respond should an intelligent alien race find the space nudes.
Fortunately, the hypothetical aliens shouldn’t be too shocked by the unsolicited nudes.
The pictures aren’t graphic photographs of naked humans but a drawing of a naked man and a woman next to a depiction of DNA.
The man and woman are waving in an attempt to look more inviting.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Or “those damn earthlings are so woke we must destroy earth.”
Agreed.
And, it is not just on the NYPost... all over on tons of sites. This appears to me just the way the MSM wants us to see it this time (as opposed to the Pioneer).
So we are sending dick pics ... into space? What could possibly go wrong?
Your tax dollars at work.
Will they have Jenna Jameson and John Homes videos included?
NASA is becoming Anthony Weiner!
Mike looks ghetto rough without his makeup.
Earth Girls Are Easy.
Obviously, any alien can see that the Hyperfine transition
of neutral hydrogen is a feminine principle.
“NASA should send naked pics of Helen Thomas and Big Mike Obama to make sure the aliens stay the heck away!”
Are you KIDDING!!
Sending those pictures will assure that any aliens finding them will send a fleet to nuke us from space.
The only way to make sure!
Reminds me of the first two astronauts to go to Mars. A man and a woman. Well as it unfolded they actually met a Martian man and woman and were getting along pretty well.
Our two astronauts decided that in the name of research they should have sex with the Martians.
The woman went off with the Martian dude, and the male left with Martian chick back to her place.
They both stayed out all night doing their swap.
When the Martian man took off his pants, the NASA woman was sad to see he had a very small penis. But when he saw she was disappointed, he twisted his ear two or three times and it grew to gigantic proportions. She had a fine night.
The next morning when she met up with the male NASA guy, she asked how the Martian chick was. He said “honestly, she was completely amazing in the sack. But there was one weird thing..... she almost twisted my ear” off!
I can just imagine all of the aliens getting lost trying to find all of those stupid pulsars. Sagan was not really smart, I think.
How does this help “Muslims feel good about themselves.”
Picture menus. Great.
Exactly what I thought! LOL
One of my all-time Far Side favorites.
Seems the LGBTQ crowd has its hooks into everything everywhere.
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