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To: PUGACHEV

That’s what I do....2 cuts and a wiggle.


31 posted on 05/03/2022 8:02:49 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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I tie string around the avocado and suspend it from the chandelier. Give it a firm but gentle push for it to act in a pendulum motion. Then at exactly 20 paces fling your throwing knife at it at the exact moment it will catch it in mid-swing. If you’ve done it correctly, the pit will drop neatly down in the plate placed below. Then go collect your flesh and spoon it out. Remember, this must be practiced regularly to stay sharp so you can impress friends and astound enemies at social gatherings.


33 posted on 05/03/2022 8:13:09 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Ben-Gay is the muscle cream that most former homosexuals recommend. just saying.)
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