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Ministry Of Truth Announces Target Of Today's Two Minutes Hate Is Tucker Carlson
babylonbee.com ^ | 5/2/2022 | babylonbee.com

Posted on 05/02/2022 12:55:27 PM PDT by bitt

In a darkened room in Washington, faithful followers of the Biden administration gathered dutifully for this morning's Two Minutes Hate. Every day, zealous disciples of the Party come together to rile one another up in hatred and anger over a different target of the Party's wrath. Recent objects of the Two Minutes Hate include LibsofTikTok, Elon Musk, and The Babylon Bee.

Today, it was Tucker Carlson.

The crowd writhed and jeered, slowly building in energy and hate as images of Carlson appeared on screen with words flashing across such as "racist", "white supremacist", and "look at that dazzling smile, it's terrible!"

"Boo!" jeered the crowd, which was made up mostly of journalists and politicians. "Boo! Tucker is the king of filth, the king of slime!" Every member of the crowd attempted to outdo everyone else in their show of hatred for Carlson. One HuffPo writer began hitting herself in the head with a frying pan to show how much she hated Tucker, though she left the event early after she was laid off by HuffPo and had to get to her programming class.

The Two Minutes Hate crescendoed in wild jeers, hissing, weeping, and gnashing of teeth as the screen proclaimed, "TUCKER CARLSON: PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE," and all the gathered journalists and other Party members rushed the stage in a frenzy to tear down the image of Carlson, though they didn't do much damage, not having much upper body strength.

At publishing time, the Ministry of Truth had published this morning's headline, approved by the Party, which read, "How Tucker Carlson Stoked White Fear to Conquer Cable."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; tuckercarlson

1 posted on 05/02/2022 12:55:27 PM PDT by bitt
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...

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2 posted on 05/02/2022 12:55:43 PM PDT by bitt ( <img src=' 'width=50%> )
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To: bitt

while the politicians pontificate about ending the Ministry of Truth, the rest of use inspired by the Babylon Bee should relentlessly ridicule the entire thing.


3 posted on 05/02/2022 12:56:58 PM PDT by srmanuel (`)
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To: bitt

If they do, they will be letting Putin and President Trump rest.


4 posted on 05/02/2022 12:57:52 PM PDT by sport
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To: bitt
The Two Minutes Hate crescendoed in wild jeers, hissing, weeping, and gnashing of teeth as the screen proclaimed, "TUCKER CARLSON: PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE," and all the gathered journalists and other Party members rushed the stage in a frenzy to tear down the image of Carlson, though they didn't do much damage, not having much upper body strength.

I feel for Winston - I feel for all of us...

5 posted on 05/02/2022 1:01:11 PM PDT by GOPJ ("The party that says men can get pregnant wants to control 'misinformation' on the internet.")
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To: bitt

Once again The Bee is a hair’s breadth from truth.


6 posted on 05/02/2022 1:47:58 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: GOPJ

I think some nut case ANTIFA Follower will kill Tucker before the election—Because that’s what tyrants do.


7 posted on 05/02/2022 3:06:35 PM PDT by Forward the Light Brigade ( ALWAYS GO FORWARD AND NEVER GO BACK.)
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To: bitt

I’ve been waiting for the two minutes hate. Can’t believe they waited this long.


8 posted on 05/02/2022 4:04:44 PM PDT by Rural_Michigan
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To: Forward the Light Brigade

I think you’re right. But the assassin won’t be a real Antifa follower - just branded as such in order to throw people off. More likely some foreign sniper whom the CIA imports.

Given the NYTimes connections to the Security establishment, the recent prominently displayed hit piece in the Times was clearly designed to send Tucker a message.

How soon before Tucker gets arrested by the Department of Truth (as a threat to National Security)?


9 posted on 05/02/2022 4:20:18 PM PDT by RAldrich
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To: bitt

I believed this, until it said HuffPoop reporter started hitting her head with frying pan. They’re pretty stupid writers, but that is when I checked who wrote this.


10 posted on 05/02/2022 5:07:48 PM PDT by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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To: GOPJ

What I remember from reading 1984 is Big Brother, Newspeak, 2+2=5 and a cage of rats. I don’t remember 2 minute hate.


11 posted on 05/03/2022 3:09:46 AM PDT by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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To: NetAddicted

“In the novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, the first session of Two Minutes Hate shows the introduction of O’Brien, a member of the Inner Party, to the story of Winston Smith, the protagonist whose feelings communicate the effectiveness of the Party’s psychological manipulation and control of Oceanian society:”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Minutes_Hate

“The horrible thing about the Two Minutes Hate was not that one was obliged to act a part, but, on the contrary, that it was impossible to avoid joining in. Within thirty seconds any pretence was always unnecessary. A hideous ecstasy of fear and vindictiveness, a desire to kill, to torture, to smash faces in with a sledge-hammer, seemed to flow through the whole group of people like an electric current, turning one even against one’s will into a grimacing, screaming lunatic. And yet the rage that one felt was an abstract, undirected emotion which could be switched from one object to another like the flame of a blowlamp.”


12 posted on 05/03/2022 6:30:07 AM PDT by GOPJ ("The party that says men can get pregnant wants to control 'misinformation' on the internet.")
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To: GOPJ

Oy vey! Sounds like Demonicrats at SCOTUS protesting.


13 posted on 05/03/2022 8:24:49 PM PDT by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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To: bitt

I was into the 4th paragraph before I thought of checking to see if it was the Bee.


14 posted on 05/03/2022 8:26:51 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: bitt

While TC is a one of many enemy of the state.
He will due as the symbol of the right wing disinformation campaign.

PS I know it’s the Bee...still


15 posted on 05/04/2022 9:16:58 AM PDT by Leep (Don't say God.)
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To: bitt
...Recent objects of the Two Minutes Hate include LibsofTikTok, Elon Musk, and The Babylon Bee. Today, it was Tucker Carlson.

The crowd writhed and jeered, slowly building in energy and hate as images of Carlson appeared on screen with words flashing across such as "racist", "white supremacist"...
Orwell rocks...
16 posted on 05/04/2022 9:23:20 AM PDT by GOPJ ("The party that says men can get pregnant wants to control 'misinformation' on the internet.")
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To: bitt
...Recent objects of the Two Minutes Hate include LibsofTikTok, Elon Musk, and The Babylon Bee. Today, it was Tucker Carlson.

The crowd writhed and jeered, slowly building in energy and hate as images of Carlson appeared on screen with words flashing across such as "racist", "white supremacist"...
Orwell rocks... The New York Times Sucks...
17 posted on 05/04/2022 9:24:12 AM PDT by GOPJ ("The party that says men can get pregnant wants to control 'misinformation' on the internet.")
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