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Umaro is turning ocean-farmed seaweed into imitation bacon
https://techcrunch.com ^ | APRIL 26, 2022 | Brian Heater

Posted on 04/28/2022 9:42:09 AM PDT by Red Badger

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1 posted on 04/28/2022 9:42:09 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: mylife; Diana in Wisconsin; SunkenCiv; null and void

FAKIN BACON PING!....................


2 posted on 04/28/2022 9:43:01 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

Umaro is turning ocean-farmed seaweed into imitation bacon

Notice no one is turning bacon into imitation seaweed.


3 posted on 04/28/2022 9:44:19 AM PDT by Flick Lives (The CDC. Brought to you by Pfizer)
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“SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE”...sorry, I had to...


4 posted on 04/28/2022 9:45:14 AM PDT by gr8eman (All is incomprehensible, but nothing is unintelligible; Victor Hugo)
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To: Red Badger

Wonder what Mrs. Marcus would say about this?


5 posted on 04/28/2022 9:46:04 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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"...When we met with Zotter the other week, she told me that — at most — the seaweed taste is subtle..."

LOL. I have been told much the same about a Sh** Sandwich!

6 posted on 04/28/2022 9:47:16 AM PDT by rlmorel (Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
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Can you believe someone’s name is ‘ZOTTER’?.............


7 posted on 04/28/2022 9:51:45 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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Blasphemy!


8 posted on 04/28/2022 9:53:02 AM PDT by EEGator
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Is he a FReeper? That would be fitting.
He should be friends with Opus…


9 posted on 04/28/2022 9:54:20 AM PDT by EEGator
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10 posted on 04/28/2022 9:55:57 AM PDT by PGR88
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Southern here.
Not happening on any thing I eat or will eat.
Just not happening.
Sure it will sell good in Cancerfornia, Oregon, etc., etc. tho /s


11 posted on 04/28/2022 9:56:14 AM PDT by cranked
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I would think it would have a fishy taste................


12 posted on 04/28/2022 9:57:38 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

Just feed the pigs seaweed.


13 posted on 04/28/2022 10:00:22 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (Let's go Brandon)
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I think I will never know its taste.


14 posted on 04/28/2022 10:00:30 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: EEGator

I love sushi and bacon, but not both at the same time................


15 posted on 04/28/2022 10:04:00 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

I’m not a big Japanese cuisine fan.
I more of a Thai food guy.


16 posted on 04/28/2022 10:05:09 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: cranked

Southern here, too, but Jewish...

And turkey bacon leaves a lot to be desired!

Vive les Algues!

Reminds me of the time a priest asks a rabbi, with a slight sneer:

"Haven't you ever just woken up in the morning and smelled that sweet, wonderful aroma of bacon wafting through the house, followed your nose downstairs to see the magnificent sizzling, reached into the pan and - taken just one perfect taste? Just ONE taste of the delectable wonder, the delight, the sweet, meaty loveliness...?"

Rabbi:

"Alas, no...

But - have you ever, just once, awoke to find your wife breathing softly, her sweet, pale breasts heaving, and reached, and kissed her - just once - these perfect, moist lips, and taken her in your arms in the morning light - and made passionate love, again again..."

Priest replies:

"Alas, no."



Rabbi, with a wink:

"It's better than bacon."
17 posted on 04/28/2022 10:09:23 AM PDT by golux
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To: Red Badger

Bacon of the Sea?


18 posted on 04/28/2022 10:18:29 AM PDT by DannyTN
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I might actually try it.

I’ve eaten seaweed and it’s not bad for you.

But if they charge an arm and a leg for this ‘bacon’, then it’s a no go...........


19 posted on 04/28/2022 10:20:37 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

I wonder if it is loaded with MSG?


20 posted on 04/28/2022 10:22:19 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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