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Southern here.
Not happening on any thing I eat or will eat.
Just not happening.
Sure it will sell good in Cancerfornia, Oregon, etc., etc. tho /s

[golux]

Southern here, too, but Jewish...

And turkey bacon leaves a lot to be desired!

Vive les Algues!

Reminds me of the time a priest asks a rabbi, with a slight sneer:

"Haven't you ever just woken up in the morning and smelled that sweet, wonderful aroma of bacon wafting through the house, followed your nose downstairs to see the magnificent sizzling, reached into the pan and - taken just one perfect taste? Just ONE taste of the delectable wonder, the delight, the sweet, meaty loveliness...?"

Rabbi:

"Alas, no...

But - have you ever, just once, awoke to find your wife breathing softly, her sweet, pale breasts heaving, and reached, and kissed her - just once - these perfect, moist lips, and taken her in your arms in the morning light - and made passionate love, again again..."

Priest replies:

"Alas, no."



Rabbi, with a wink:

"It's better than bacon."