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Comedy Gold: How To Cope With Your "Climate Anxiety"
Manhattan Contrarian ^ | 25 Apr, 2022 | Francis Menton

Posted on 04/26/2022 4:51:24 AM PDT by MtnClimber

Every day you read how the “climate crisis” is real, and rapidly getting worse. Humans burning fossil fuels to support out-of-control consumerism have brought the earth to the brink of disaster. Droughts, floods, hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes, and plagues of every sort are proliferating. Of course, you are feeling all the natural human reactions: fear, dread, not to mention overwhelming guilt at your own role in causing the crisis through the grave sin of enjoying your life. In short, you have entered the state known to the experts as “climate anxiety.”

The New York Times, as usual, was way out front on this issue. Back in July 2021 they published a long piece by Molly Peterson with the headline “How to Calm Your Climate Anxiety.” Subheadline: “Between wildfires, heat waves and hurricanes, we’re all feeling nervous about the future. But stewing or ignoring the problem won’t ease your burden.” Yes, if you are a writer for the New York Times you fully expect that among the readership it is accurate to say that “we’re all” feeling the climate anxiety. How could we not? Kindly, Molly, tell us how bad it is. Excerpts:

Evidence that climate change threatens mental health is mounting, according to a recent report from Imperial College London’s Institute of Global Health Innovation. Higher temperatures are tied to depressive language and higher suicide rates. Fires, hurricanes and heat waves carry the risk of trauma and depression. . . . Young people especially report feeling debilitated by climate anxiety and being frustrated by older generations. “They try to understand, but they don’t,” said 16-year-old Adah Crandall, a climate and anti-freeway activist in Portland, Oregon. “I am scared for my future because of the inaction of adults in the past.”

But, as that Times headline concedes, “stewing and ignoring the problem” won’t ease your excruciating angst. You’re looking for real solutions here. You want to “do something.” Fortunately for you, a whole new mini-profession of psychologists has sprung up to advise you.

I recently learned about this subject in connection with my upcoming college reunion (50th — ouch!). The college was Yale — I know, one of the looniest institutions on the planet. One of my classmates got wind that they were planning some kind of panel on climate change, and he suggested me for the occasion. But it turned out that the organizers (surprise!) had something different in mind. Another one of our classmates, a guy named Mick Smyer, is one of these psychologists specializing in the “climate anxiety” game, and they have turned the panel over to him. Here is a link to some information about Smyer. It appears that Smyer is going to offer his services to help us all “cope.”

The hypothesis here that you are required to believe to participate in the game is that there is a climate crisis and the cause is human CO2 emissions. If you believe that, one would think you might be concerned, for example, that China has permitted some 47 GW of new coal-fired power plant capacity for construction this year alone. At the emissions rate given by our EIA for coal-fired power plants of 2.23 pounds of CO2 per kWh, that would mean that China’s new coal power plants just this year are going to be emitting around 460 million tons of CO2 annually once they are up and running.

Against that, what does Dr. Smyer suggest to ameliorate your “climate anxiety”? My classmate who had proposed me for the panel did some digging into Smyer’s prior pronouncements, and came up with a list of proposed actions that he suggests you can take, along with supposed CO2 emissions savings from each. Here are some of my favorites (figures in parentheses are supposed annual CO2 emissions reductions in tons):

-Replace the air filters on your air conditioning system regularly (0.30). Well, at least he’s not proposing to get rid of air conditioning entirely. That would be beyond the pale.

-Composting (0.31). I’m not sure exactly how that’s supposed to work here in Manhattan.

-Buy fresh food one time more per week (buying all your food from local sources saves up to 100 tons per year) (100). I find that estimate of a 100 tone annual CO2 emission reduction highly dubious, but put that aside. Has Smyer noticed that around this part of the country we go a full six months per year (about November to April) without any local fresh fruits or vegetables of any kind? And then there are things like coffee, oranges, avocados, rice, etc., etc., that are just not grown around here. I guess it’s back to carrots, turnips and potatoes in the root cellar.

-Recycle (1.40). Aren’t we all doing that already under mandatory government edict?

-Move to a smaller home (2.70). Now we’re getting to the heart of the matter — voluntary poverty. I’ll bet you could save even more by going into a monastery.

-And here’s my personal favorite: Turning water off while brushing teeth can save 0.05 tons per year. That will really put those ChiComs in their place! Unfortunately, as I understand it, here in Manhattan the water system up to six stories works by pure gravity and without electricity.

As absurd as Dr. Smyer’s proposals may appear, he has nothing on Ms. Peterson of the New York Times. For her article, she tracked down something called the Good Grief Network:

The nonprofit Good Grief Network offers support for climate distress through a 10-step process, introduced at weekly meetings that culminate with a commitment to “reinvest in meaningful efforts.” . . . “We don’t see any single approach as a silver bullet” against climate anxiety and inaction, said Sarah Jornsay-Silverberg, the Good Grief Network’s executive director. Instead, the goal is to do things, small or large, that mean something to you, and reflect the internal shift in your outlook.

So what’s an example of a concrete step? Here’s what one subject of the article did:

Using noncombustible materials and sustainable defensible space, they have rebuilt. And next to their new home, they planted a flowering tipu tree, which can spread a canopy of shade within just a few years. “The idea was, we’re not going to be defeated by this thing,” he said.

OK then. People just seem to have a burning desire to confess their sins — real or imagined — and seek some kind of atonement.


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1 posted on 04/26/2022 4:51:24 AM PDT by MtnClimber
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2 posted on 04/26/2022 4:51:40 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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“Unfortunately, as I understand it, here in Manhattan the water system up to six stories works by pure gravity and without electricity.”

This line has all the depth of “and, as we all know, electricity comes from the wall.” It almost certainly took electricity to get the water up to such an altitude that gravity works as a pressure source up to six stories, to say nothing of the energetic cost of purification. No, those 0.05 tons per year are real.


3 posted on 04/26/2022 5:01:06 AM PDT by coloradan (They're not the mainstream media, they're the gaslight media. It's what they do. )
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To: MtnClimber
Of course, you are feeling all the natural human reactions: fear, dread, not to mention overwhelming guilt at your own role in causing the crisis through the grave sin of enjoying your life. In short, you have entered the state known to the experts as “climate anxiety.”


4 posted on 04/26/2022 5:04:54 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Fauci is a despicable little turd)
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I have a newspaper article from 1912 warning people about global warming. 110 years, that’s how long this BS has been going on. Here we are a month into spring and I still need a coat here in New York where it still hitting temps in the 30s and 40s.


5 posted on 04/26/2022 5:05:09 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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How many degrees were required for Mick Smyer to become a psychologists specializing in the “climate anxiety” and is that a new hot career?


6 posted on 04/26/2022 5:06:46 AM PDT by hflynn ( )
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If people need something to be anxious about, they should fear nuclear war. Recall the warnings about nuclear winter? Nuclear war is a far more imminent threat than global warming.


7 posted on 04/26/2022 5:13:07 AM PDT by DeplorablePaul (s)
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Here’s my climate anxiety...
2 days ago....81 degrees and sunny..
Today... Low 40’s and dropping, cloudy with a chance of snow...

Now THAT is climate anxiety...


8 posted on 04/26/2022 5:18:52 AM PDT by joe fonebone (And the people said NO! The End)
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To: MtnClimber
And I fear they may have released the method.


"Do you prefer to die by Virus or Vaccine, Sir?"

"Neither for you?"

"Very well, Sir - starvation it is."

9 posted on 04/26/2022 5:34:49 AM PDT by Aevery_Freeman (Enjoy your radioactive roots and berries!)
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“Unfortunately, as I understand it, here in Manhattan the water system up to six stories works by pure gravity and without electricity.”

Yep. That water just miracled itself up high enough to to provide all that pressure.

Frigging moron.

L


10 posted on 04/26/2022 5:41:40 AM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: joe fonebone

Just stop, you’re scaring me. Where’s the Xanax?


11 posted on 04/26/2022 5:42:08 AM PDT by Karliner (Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
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I don’t worry about global warming, but I do worry about the amount of plastic we produce, and where it all goes when we throw it away. I try to use as little plastic as possible.


12 posted on 04/26/2022 5:47:36 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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“higher temperatures cause x...”

Oh, so we’re back to calling it “global warming?”


13 posted on 04/26/2022 5:49:12 AM PDT by subterfuge (I'm a pure-blood!)
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“If people need something to be anxious about, they should fear nuclear war”
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How about “bio-labs” in China and elsewhere around the globe.


14 posted on 04/26/2022 5:50:46 AM PDT by xenia ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." George Orwell)
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To: MtnClimber

We’re doing our part.

Instead of heating with fuel oil, we’re heating with wood.

😂


15 posted on 04/26/2022 5:52:45 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: coloradan

The reservoirs in the Catskills are several hundred feet above sea level the pressure in the city is based on that


16 posted on 04/26/2022 5:56:43 AM PDT by Ouderkirk (The democRATS are not looking to govern, they intIend to RULE.)
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To: MtnClimber

They tried this in the 70’s and we didn’t fall for it and need safe spaces:

https://www.aei.org/carpe-diem/18-spectacularly-wrong-predictions-were-made-around-the-time-of-the-first-earth-day-in-1970-expect-more-this-year/


17 posted on 04/26/2022 5:57:39 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Have you seen Joe Biden’s picture on a milk carton?)
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Our area is seldom threatened by tornadoes, but they can happen. When Hurricane Ida came through in September, she generated a spin-off tornado that did quite a bit of damage. I find a lot of people attribute it to climate change. It’s an easy explanation that falls in with all the talking heads and the indoctrination of the educational system. My response typically is that tornadoes and hurricanes are nothing new, with prime time for tornado alley being in spring and hurricanes in late summer and autumn. I find it sad how people seem unable to think for themselves and pay attention to patterns around them.


18 posted on 04/26/2022 6:07:29 AM PDT by Think free or die
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A couple of weeks back I burned 5 years worth tree bark and half rotted logs in the wood yard. Figured it was at least a ton’s worth. Just doing my part.


19 posted on 04/26/2022 6:11:22 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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“Move to a smaller home “

So someone else can move into your big home. The only way this works is to raze the big home and get it off the face of the earth.


20 posted on 04/26/2022 6:16:22 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (When government fears the people, there is liberty. Excellent. )
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