Posted on 04/26/2022 3:40:53 AM PDT by sodpoodle
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
# 9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
# 8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
# 7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
# 6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
# 5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
# 4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
# 3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
# 2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
...And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
I know this is fake because democrats don’t have to vote.
Its done for them.
😂😂😂
You probably were sleeping soundly when I wasn’t
He’s been going for a very long, long time. He’s not just a masher and groper - he’s extremely malicious and goes after people, trying to ruin them utterly. He’s actually one of the reasons I strongly want to leave Colorado.
Beyond his “10 reasons” stuff, note that most of his humor contains a sadistic or cruel element - he acts like he’s being respectful to weirdos and giving them the attention they crave, but holds them up to ridicule that - given his wealth and celebrity status - makes him appear very small. Nob help you if you aren’t in the mood to “laugh at yourself.”
(Note: Some years ago, ON HIS SHOW, in a nearly-incoherent monologue, he confessed to being a cheater because he was being blackmailed. It shocked a lot of people. But that was, like - maybe 2007 or 2008, or before that.)
Wow. Bizarre.
And my college professor with the man bun told me I’d be considered “cool” if I vote Democrat.
Haha, you should see it from my point of view. ;) Have a good one! xoxo Kristi
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