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LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
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| 11/14/2015
| David Letterman
Posted on 04/26/2022 3:40:53 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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Not sure of the date, there are many sites for these remarks.
Things never change!
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posted on
04/26/2022 3:40:53 AM PDT
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
11. I vote democrat because I love poverty more than prosperity.
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posted on
04/26/2022 3:46:40 AM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(I pledge allegiance to Hedy Lamarr)
To: sodpoodle
I seriesly doubt Letterman wrote these.
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posted on
04/26/2022 3:48:17 AM PDT
by
Fester Chugabrew
("Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." -G.K. Chesterton)
To: Fester Chugabrew
Probably not - all comedians/celebrities have writers. They just deliver the lines.
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posted on
04/26/2022 3:51:24 AM PDT
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
Because believing that eating a few fewer cheeseburgers will magically change the weather can’t possibly be a mental illness.
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posted on
04/26/2022 3:56:31 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
To: sodpoodle
Letterman is a leftist, so this doesn’t sound like him.
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posted on
04/26/2022 3:58:59 AM PDT
by
skr
(May God confound the enemy)
To: sodpoodle
And don’t forget this one...
I vote democrat because my father did and his father did.
To: skr
You’ve got that right - he’s a dumb ass libtard to the point he wouldn’t be caught dead saying these things no matter how much truth or humor in it 🤪
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posted on
04/26/2022 4:02:29 AM PDT
by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say i)
To: EvilCapitalist
I would change that to “I love POWER more than prosperity.”
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posted on
04/26/2022 4:17:46 AM PDT
by
I-ambush
(We watched the moment of defeat, played back over on the video screen. )
To: sodpoodle
I even doubt Letterman would embrace them as written, let alone allow them to be associated with his name.
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posted on
04/26/2022 4:25:21 AM PDT
by
Fester Chugabrew
("Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." -G.K. Chesterton)
To: sodpoodle
My parent vote democrat because they’re dead
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posted on
04/26/2022 4:27:20 AM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
To: sodpoodle
” I vote democrat because it is a sure path to Hell when I die.”
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posted on
04/26/2022 4:32:33 AM PDT
by
ADSUM
( )
To: sodpoodle
letterman would have never said those. He is a leftwing lunatic.
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posted on
04/26/2022 4:42:57 AM PDT
by
weezel
To: Fester Chugabrew
I never watched more than a few minutes of Letterman, but I seem to remember there was a regular top 10 segment. Someone is just borrowing the concept.
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posted on
04/26/2022 4:44:49 AM PDT
by
allblues
(God is neither a Republican nor a Democrat but Satan is definitely a Democrat)
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
04/26/2022 4:51:20 AM PDT
by
Cboldt
To: sodpoodle
I vote democrat hoping for one of those tit Burisma jobs!
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posted on
04/26/2022 4:52:39 AM PDT
by
shoff
(Vote Democrat it beats thinking!)
To: Fester Chugabrew
Oh noes!!!! You mean this is a spoof? Gosh I’d never have known
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posted on
04/26/2022 4:53:06 AM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: skr
Erma Lawd. Do you not recognize satire?
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posted on
04/26/2022 4:54:05 AM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: allblues
Years ago I liked Letterman. I think he got more lefty as the years went by. I was always pretty conservative, but as a young adult perhaps his views didn’t seem to bad.
But I really think he just got worse and cranky in his old age. Back in the day he poked a lot of fun at everybody - including the Clintons.
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posted on
04/26/2022 5:01:06 AM PDT
by
21twelve
(Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
To: sodpoodle
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