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1 posted on 04/19/2022 10:50:56 AM PDT by servo1969
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Never, ever touch my disintegrating t-shirts!


2 posted on 04/19/2022 10:52:53 AM PDT by shotgun
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Does she know how to flush the toilet?
He may have already taught her that.


3 posted on 04/19/2022 10:53:50 AM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
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I can relate. On the rare occasion I use my wife’s phone I’ll notice she has around 47 tabs open.


4 posted on 04/19/2022 10:54:29 AM PDT by servo1969
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5 posted on 04/19/2022 10:55:01 AM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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" led her husband to the closet to show him how to throw away his 141 old, disintegrated t-shirts."

I'm not seeing the relevance...? If nothing else, these T-shirts can give their final full-measure of devotion as garage mechanic rags...

7 posted on 04/19/2022 10:56:43 AM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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To: servo1969

That’s not that far off from my personal experience. 😂


8 posted on 04/19/2022 11:00:45 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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Did he show her how to shut the computer off too?


11 posted on 04/19/2022 11:03:44 AM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marilyn vos Savant)
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Hopefully Clarice can operate a garbage disposal.

Unlike some in Congress.

5.56mm


12 posted on 04/19/2022 11:04:13 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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Lol, just loved the title!!!!


18 posted on 04/19/2022 11:10:58 AM PDT by rlmorel (Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
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I didn’t know that was a lady thing. I currently have about 50 tabs open between two laptops. Maybe I need to rethink my current gender assignment.


20 posted on 04/19/2022 11:15:17 AM PDT by dead (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_vFiUUcBkc)
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Hey, I’m not opening up any new t shirts while those old ones are still good.


23 posted on 04/19/2022 11:20:53 AM PDT by Romulus
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I had to do that for my mom.

Took me 45 minutes to close them all. She couldn’t figure out why her iPad was running slowly.

L


25 posted on 04/19/2022 11:23:19 AM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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I draw the line at throwing out my [disintegrated] t-shirts.


29 posted on 04/19/2022 11:27:04 AM PDT by sitetest (Professional patient. No longer mostly dead. Again. It's getting to be a habit. )
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This is not satire- I live this at least once per week


30 posted on 04/19/2022 11:28:41 AM PDT by Fzob
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The Bee knows my 92 year old mom!


34 posted on 04/19/2022 11:31:54 AM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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You laugh, but I showed my wife this very thing recently. 38 open tabs.


35 posted on 04/19/2022 11:32:53 AM PDT by packrat35 (Pelosi is only on loan to the world from Satan. Hopefully he will soon want his baby killer back)
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To: servo1969

+1


36 posted on 04/19/2022 11:38:39 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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I do love the Bee


38 posted on 04/19/2022 11:46:24 AM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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My wife’s no idiot, but she does seem to think that a laptop has an endless reservoir of memory and storage.

I also believe she has the same endless reservoir of patience and tolerance for staying around me for as long as she has...

...so I give her a pass on the laptop.


41 posted on 04/19/2022 11:53:02 AM PDT by Magnatron
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To: servo1969

This inspired me to close my 284 open tabs just now. lol


43 posted on 04/19/2022 12:00:16 PM PDT by GOP Poet (Super cool you can change your tag line EVERYTIME you post!! :D. (Small things make me happy))
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