Man Shows Wife How To Close The 8,537 Browser Tabs She Has Open

BabylonBee.com ^ | 4-18-2022 | Babylon Bee

[KingLudd]

“Zeppelin concert t-shirt”

Zeppelins last concert was in 1980 so 42 years ago. Vintage shirt.

[daniel1212]

She must be too conservative:

[Romulus]

Hey, I’m not opening up any new t shirts while those old ones are still good.

[blam]

"[oldtimervoice] Why back in my day, I remember when you could get to anything by 2 clicks and 2 menu fly-outs! [/oldtimer]"

I remember when the technicians arrived at my office door with a lot of boxes. I asked, what's this. They said it's your computer. I said I don't want one. They said corporate biggies say that everyone at your level must have a computer in their office.

That's the day it began.

[Lurker]

I had to do that for my mom.

Took me 45 minutes to close them all. She couldn’t figure out why her iPad was running slowly.

L

[occamrzr06]

Zeppelins last concert was in 1980 so 42 years ago. Vintage shirt.

They stopped touring in the United States in 1977.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Led_Zeppelin_concert_tours

[blam]

"Zeppelins last concert was in 1980 so 42 years ago. Vintage shirt."

I was at the 1969 concert at Filmore West.

[z3n]

Honeydrippers? The Firm?

[sitetest]

I draw the line at throwing out my [disintegrated] t-shirts.

[Fzob]

This is not satire- I live this at least once per week

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

If nothing else, these T-shirts can give their final full-measure of devotion as garage mechanic rags...

Then take them to the garage.

Do not leave them on the floor of the closet.

If you want to keep them for sentimental reasons then fold them and put them in the cedar drawers.

Do not leave them on the floor of the closet.

[9YearLurker]

That’s one I think the gals on average are better at...

[bert]

My wife is the opposite.

Early on she was taught to “get out of that” before doing something else.

Now she has windows 11 but still closes everything out.

[dynachrome]

The Bee knows my 92 year old mom!

[packrat35]

You laugh, but I showed my wife this very thing recently. 38 open tabs.

[1Old Pro]

+1

[usconservative]

What’s the size and are you selling it? Mine got wore out.

[Nifster]

I do love the Bee

[hellinahandcart]

You don’t throw that away regardless.

Put some cardboard behind it and slap it in a frame.

[wally_bert]

About a hundred or so open at any given time on the spouse PC.

I close things when done. At least 95 percent of the time.