Posted on 04/08/2022 2:10:52 PM PDT by simpson96
TAMPA, Fla. (TCD) -- A 53-year-old woman was arrested this week after allegedly using a cat to batter her girlfriend.
According to a report obtained by WFLA-TV, Susan Freudenthal and her girlfriend got into an argument. Freudenthal allegedly took the couple’s cat, put it near the girlfriend’s face and "swore on the animal’s life that she was not cheating."
The cat reportedly scratched Freudenthal’s girlfriend, and the victim suffered lacerations to her face. Police reportedly responded to the couple’s home and took Freudenthal into custody.
According to the affidavit obtained by WFLA, Freudenthal told police she was the "true victim."
According to records, Freudenthal was arrested Wednesday, April 6, and charged with domestic battery. She was released the day of her arrest on her own recognizance.
Records show Freudenthal was previously arrested for domestic battery in 2021.
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perfect!
she could inflict a very bad case of cat-scratch-fever with that thing...
Ouch. I hope that is a foot under the covers that is being bitten and not some other part of an early morning anatomy.
The Second Amendment guarantees the Right to Bear Cats.
So a lesbian assaulted her girlfriend with a........pussy.
Isn’t that what they do?
This thread is just catnip for Laz. Someone hold Laz away from this thread so he doesn’t get into trouble.
Here for the comments
Truly disappointed, no one has used the obvious phrase “Crazy Cat Ladies”
Yup...cats that turn on their humans are nasty. They’ll put you in a hospital on IV antibiotics with one well placed bite.
Indeed they are. Even a house cat can be very intimidating.
Hahahahahah
We have a very small & fluffy tortoise-shell/tabby kitty. She is a semi-feral rescue and maybe topped the scales at 6 pounds or so when we first had her.
My daughter took her to the vet for an initial check-up & shots. Kitty had freaked out a little bit in the car and “wet” herself, so the vet’s assistant took her into the back rooms for a quick clean-up.
From my daughter’s account, the sounds that emanated from those back hallways were those of a demon unleashed upon the Earth. Howls, screams and things being knocked over. The assistant brought the cat back a few minutes later — many fresh scratches up her arms and a general air of “get this insane thing away from me” — we have not taken the cat back since, and she is an absolutely sweet, quiet (almost shy) cat ... but I would never, ever try to give her a bath!
I wish there was a video. That would be interesting.
I was disappointed as well. I needed more memes.
Agree, completely.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
The Simpsons - The Crazy Cat Lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47msKc3abqo
crazy cat lady meets crazy dog man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPjYlX9hH_0
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