We are pleased to inform you that you have won the 2nd Place Award from the Most Enlightening Tagline Committee.
It was a very close contest with the lst Place winner simply inserting the words, "given a cell phone and" after the words "illegal aliens are".
We encourage you to continue with your efforts and wish you the best of luck in the future.
- Tagline Awards Committee
Thank you for this award.
Can I slap you now?.....................