"I didn't cheat! Honest!"
"It was those darned aliens again."
Posted on 04/07/2022 3:42:02 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
Wednesday’s edition of Special Report on Fox News aired a bizarre segment featuring newly declassified documents about UFOs. Using the report, the segment contained several questionable – if not fantastical – claims.
Although “UFO” has become synonymous with “alien spacecraft,” the acronym means exactly what it stands for: unidentified flying object. U.S. government officials increasingly prefer the term “UAP,” or, unidentified aerial phenomenon.
“I feel like we should have the X-Files music here, but they say the truth is out there and it might be terrifying,” Bret Baier said to kick off the segment. “A just-uncovered defense department summary of UFO-induced effects ranging from abduction and paralysis, to electrical shocks and even sexual encounters is shocking the world tonight.”
Baier cut to a report by William La Jeunesse, who cited a 1,500-page Pentagon report containing documents previously classified. La Jeunesse stated that the report contains “accounts from witnesses and victims claiming radiation burns, brain damage, even paralysis after close encounters with UAPs.”
La Jeunesse’s report contained an interview with a UFO enthusiast named Jeremy Corbell, who made some strange claims based on the report.
“This is the most haunting of all the reports from my perspective because it shows immunological deficiency, it shows altering human DNA,” Corbell said. “It shows degradation on a cellular level.”
La Jeunesse stated the Pentagon compiled the report in 2010 and it was “released only after a Freedom of Information request. It found sufficient incidents, accidents have been accurately reported, and medical data acquired as to support a hypothesis that some advanced systems are already deployed and opaque to full U.S. Understanding.”
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This might explain a lot of UFO abduction stories e.g., why your wife got pregnant a couple years after your vasectomy.
The source site is a hot mess with various advertisers stepping all over each other to hawk their products.
Sounds like a story from the Middle Age....The Griffin did it!
"I didn't cheat! Honest!"
"It was those darned aliens again."
Bang, bang, my baby shot me down.
Sounds as if he may be on a bead to smear the Virgin Mary.
Most alien abductions are reported by gals going home after a few beers at honky-tonk bars.
Well, in a way, Jesus was a hybrid.
I never could stand Brett. He has those squinty pig eyes.
Hehehehehehehe...this just tickles my funny bone...:)
The Bible instructs that Jesus was both the image of God by Mary’s parentage (man) and God Himself by the Holy Spirit’s agency and Jesus’s eternal nature.
DR. BUNINDEOVENA: Women have been told that Aspirin is a good, over the counter remedy to prevent unwanted pregnancies, especially for young Catholic girls. However, due to the er...unique methods practiced by the TSA (Toilet Seat Aliens) which use a different, er...entry method into the body, the Aspirin remedy is insufficient and will not provide protection.
So it’s not the stabs giving the stabbees acquired immune deficiency, it’s those mean UFOs doing it!
There are clearly some kooks at Fox News that must firmly believe that UFOs are space craft from an alien world. They endlessly play the video of a radar screen showing a dot moving along what looks like waves, and then disappearing. (Hint, it’s not water). Then they show several grainy still photos of things that look somewhat like the ‘flying saucers’ of the ‘50s. This is purported to be ‘proof’ of UFOs.
True only to kooks. Last night they had an interview of some weird old guy that claimed to have been abducted by these aliens when he was 6 and suffered permanent medical issues. He sure remembers more about what happened when he was 6 than I do. Enhanced with time??
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Most folks (even our military) still find it all pretty mysterious.
That said, the general consensus is that, whatever the hell is going on, these things are not aliens (i.e., extraterrestrials from another planet). In fact, what used to be considered to be nuts and bolts UFOs (if not mere delusions) have taken a decidedly occult/paranormal turn.
Personally, I preferred the nuts and bolts speculation.
They’re coming to take us away!
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