Posted on 04/04/2022 10:19:40 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
As predicted. Viruses mutate to become easier to spread, and less lethal. It’s the way it goes. So, this fits the pattern perfectly.
And why does the spread of a super-mild variant matter? (It doesn’t unless you’re trying to sell more vax doses, or set the stage for mail-in voting 2.
“...Could Be... ????
FEAR PORN!
A NEW VARIANT! OMG! WE’ER ALL GONNA DIE!
STAY HOME, WEAR A MASK, GET VAXXINATED AND BOOSTED, DOUBLE BOOSTED, TRIPLE BOOSTED, QUADRUPLE BOOSTED, rinse repeat.
I’m selling swampland, any takers?
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If COVID-19 follows the same pattern as every other virus, it will continually evolve strains that are more contagious but less virulent, eventually becoming just another human coronavirus strain that causes the common cold.
It is basic Darwinian evolution. The more contagious and less virulent a strain is, the more people it can infect and the more widely it can spread.
“If it’s in the UK they could have called it the XKE variant.”
Just so you pronounce this new variant correctly, it is NOT the Jag’-war variant, it is the Jag-u’-ar variant.
AND don’t forget to change all your “Z”s to “S”s and add a “u” to words like color (colour), mate.
nobody would pay attention to the headline if “WHO” wasn’t capitalized and a “?” at the end...
“who says....?” SO WHAT!
Please let me know when it’s safe to come out.
Gee, there must be another election in the US coming up. Zuckerbucks are coming!
600 cases since January 19th
Do we finally have the coveted mandatory mail in variant?
Did you notice that no one died of the flu in 2020? Or 2019?
Amazing how something that happens every year decided to not show up for a couple of years…..
I thought “XE” was its pronoun.
The political science says lockdowns after mid-terms, especially if D’s get swept.
I'll see your 'XE' and raise you the 'ZZ Super Duper' variant!!
It's getting ridiculous!!
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