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To: MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; earlJam; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; jdm; countess; ...

Frank Costanza: We’ll go out for dinner tonight.

Estelle Costanza: I can’t tonight, I’m busy.

Frank Costanza: What do you mean, busy?

Estelle Costanza: I’m having dinner with someone.

Frank Costanza: With whom?

Estelle Costanza: Sid Farkus.

Frank Costanza: Sid Farkus?! You’re not having dinner with a bra salesman.

Estelle Costanza: Hey, he only sells them. He doesn’t wear them!


2 posted on 04/03/2022 2:25:44 AM PDT by Gamecock ("The prosperity gospel is exactly like marrying someone for their money." -Sean Demars)
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To: Gamecock
Oh that's gold.

"Gold Jerry, that's gold!"

3 posted on 04/03/2022 2:43:50 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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To: Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON; mylife; Rebelbase; Army Air Corps; KC_Lion

George: Look at that. They got lobster on the menu. Who would order a lobster here. I mean, do they bring a lobster in everyday hoping *todays* the day.

Estelle: So what if they have a lobster. Suddenly you’re a shell-fish connoisseur.

George: You know, I think we really need to be in front of a television set. You take T.V. out of this relationship, it is *just* torture.

Estelle: So, I’m getting an eye job.

RIP Estelle. Don’t make my cry.


18 posted on 04/03/2022 9:55:24 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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