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French Fighter Jet Joy Ride Goes Très, Très Wrong
Car and Diver ^ | Apr 13, 2020 | Ezra Dyer

Posted on 03/28/2022 11:52:38 AM PDT by null and void

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Retire they said.

Go for a fighter jet ride they said.

You'll have a blast they said...

1 posted on 03/28/2022 11:52:38 AM PDT by null and void
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At least he waited until they were off the ground!.............


2 posted on 03/28/2022 11:55:53 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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I hope he got to keep the seat for his home office?


3 posted on 03/28/2022 11:57:10 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (The kernel of our firm's job is to go with lots. - tnlibertarian job offer letter)
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I wonder how many civilian and military violations will be discovered.


4 posted on 03/28/2022 11:57:27 AM PDT by LukeL
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That sounds like what would happen if somebody put Uncle Joe in the Pilot’s seat, wobbly helmet and all.
I’m surprised the Frenchman decided to go at all.
“The Horror! The Horror!”


5 posted on 03/28/2022 11:57:41 AM PDT by lee martell
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Lol!

Hilarious

Ya gotta admit though....it’ll make killer bar story!


6 posted on 03/28/2022 11:57:52 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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Yeah, but it will need ‘cleaning’..............


7 posted on 03/28/2022 11:58:15 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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Bet he has to sanitize it.


8 posted on 03/28/2022 11:58:28 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
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Apparently the guy must be illiterate as the ejection handle is usually painted bright yellow with black stripes and a big sign which says “PULL TO EJECT”. I think there’s also a retention pin you have to pull first.


9 posted on 03/28/2022 12:00:08 PM PDT by Flick Lives (The CDC. Brought to you by Pfizer)
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Looking at the graphic, Monsieur Ejecto was extremely lucky the aircraft was nose up and gaining altitude when he decided to grab hold of the bang switch.

The results for him could have been a lot worse.

10 posted on 03/28/2022 12:00:09 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Imagine, if you will, a vaccine so safe you have to be threatened to take it. )
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Apres éjection...

Time for a smoke.
11 posted on 03/28/2022 12:01:29 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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That is one memorable retirement gift!


12 posted on 03/28/2022 12:01:54 PM PDT by KittyKares (Trump put us in the room; now we're putting ourselves in the room. - Steve Bannon)
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Oh shit they say.

5.56mm


13 posted on 03/28/2022 12:03:53 PM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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"Apparently the guy must be illiterate as the ejection handle is usually painted bright yellow with black stripes and a big sign which says “PULL TO EJECT”."

Maybe he couldn't read English 😁
14 posted on 03/28/2022 12:04:47 PM PDT by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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“At least he waited until they were off the ground!.............”

That Martin Baker ejection seat is good for a ground level ejection. You first take a short rocket ride and then the chute deploys.


15 posted on 03/28/2022 12:04:57 PM PDT by cpdiii (CANE CUTTER-DECKHAND-ROUGHNECK-OILFIELD CONSULTANT-GEOLOGIST-PILOT-PHARMACIST )
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A midshipman on his summer cruise aboard my carrier dropped something he was fidgeting with while his F-4B familiarization ride was waiting for a trip to the catapult. As he bent over to pick it up, he steadied himself by hanging onto the face-curtain loop.

He ALMOST found out how far you can pull it before starting the ejection sequence. A flightdeck chief jumped on the bird and pounded on the canopy just in the nick of time.


16 posted on 03/28/2022 12:05:31 PM PDT by Oscar in Batangas (An Honors Graduate from the Don Rickles School of Personal Verbal Intercourse)
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” big sign which says “PULL TO EJECT” “

That’s the problem — he doesn’t read English!


17 posted on 03/28/2022 12:06:06 PM PDT by steve86 (Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc O'Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))
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An E-ticket ride turned out to be ‘something more than that.’


18 posted on 03/28/2022 12:09:25 PM PDT by Tallguy
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All of us read absolutely atrocious writing these days, but author Ezra Dyer has written a superb piece! Very well written, flows logically, covers all the bases, leaves nothing unanswered and is just plain fun to read. Kudos to author Dyer!


19 posted on 03/28/2022 12:11:14 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Sorry, I’m not a biologist.”)
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pyrotechnics blasted a hole in the canopy and rocket motors fired the seat and its terrified denizen out into the slipstream high above the French countryside.

Best sentence fragment I've read all year.
20 posted on 03/28/2022 12:11:16 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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