Posted on 03/28/2022 11:32:15 AM PDT by gattaca
EDEN—According to sources, The Creator decided it's not good for man to be alone and has created a beautiful helper and companion for him, formed from a rib taken from the first man, Adam. Unfortunately, Adam isn't sure what to call this exquisite and wonderful creature as he is not a biologist.
"This is now bone of my bone, and flesh of my flesh," began Adam. "She shall be called, um... gosh, I really can't say. I'm no scientist here." He then stammered and stuttered for 10 minutes causing the feminine-looking bipedal humanoid creature to roll its eyes.
"Ah crap, was it something I said?" said Adam, scratching his head. "I don't know what this creature—who looks very much like me except better in every conceivable way—identifies as! Oh! If there was only a peer-reviewed biologist or gender studies professor who could make this clear to me!"
The first man was going to give his wife a name but failed to come up with one as he wasn't sure of her gender. He decided it would be a bit patriarchal to give this perfectly lovely creation a name instead of letting it self-identify.
At the time of printing, Adam is now hanging out alone with his pet parrot and the feminine-looking creature has wandered off and made friends with a snake.
LOL!
......yup.......
Not being a biologist or a comedian, I didn’t get it.
It was brilliant, I’m slow today.
This explains a whole lot.
“I didn’t get your joke.”
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It actually had a serious point, too. If a person has no idea what a woman is, it’s more than just not understanding jokes involving women.
It’s also anything else that involves women, including serious issues. It nullifies so much.
Guys have joked from the dawn of time about not understanding women. Now, in this era, there are people - by their own admission - who donn’t even understand what just the word itself means!
so much bad news this past month ,we need something positive.
seriously............
>>Obama,Hillary and Psaki now have covid
...back to the bee
https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-clinton-tests-positive-for-covid-syphilis-gonorrhea-hepatitis-hiv-and-herpes-click-for-more
Does it(since ketanji brown jackson) know what a criminal is? How can it judge criminals? ketanji brown jackson doesn’t know what a woman is, what does ketanji brown jackson call itself? An it? A thingy? A gender unknown?
Thanks, Bee, for a much-needed laugh.
The only one I KNOW is my wife. God says I’m qualified to KNOW her as her husband. LOL
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