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Adam Confused By New Creature God Put In Garden As He Is Not A Biologist (satire)
Babylon Bee ^
| March 25, 2022
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 03/28/2022 11:32:15 AM PDT by gattaca
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posted on
03/28/2022 11:32:15 AM PDT
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gattaca
To: gattaca
That would take ‘Fruit of the Womb’ to a whole new level!
To: gattaca
Not being a biologist, I don’t get the humor here....
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posted on
03/28/2022 11:35:11 AM PDT
by
LouieFisk
To: lee martell
The reason God created Adam before Eve is because God did not need a woman standing there telling him how to make Adam.
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posted on
03/28/2022 11:35:32 AM PDT
by
MikeSteelBe
(The South will be in the right in the next war of Northern aggression.)
To: gattaca
"This is now bone of my bone, and flesh of my flesh," began Adam. "She shall be called...He assumed its gender right off the bat - shame!
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posted on
03/28/2022 11:37:04 AM PDT
by
Psalm 73
("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
To: gattaca
Dear BEE.....We love you!!
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posted on
03/28/2022 11:37:13 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
( )
To: MikeSteelBe
To: gattaca
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posted on
03/28/2022 11:38:07 AM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: LouieFisk
Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson was asked to define what a woman is, she said she couldn’t because she’s not a biologist.
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posted on
03/28/2022 11:43:44 AM PDT
by
gattaca
("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
To: gattaca
I can’t tell you if this is funny. I’m not a comedian.
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posted on
03/28/2022 11:46:22 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The forces of fascism and oppression are on the move in North America. We cannot let tyranny stand!)
To: lee martell
That would take ‘Fruit of the Womb’ to a whole new level! It never occurred to me after how many decades on earth? Are you implying that the brand name "Fruit of the Loom" is an allusion to "the fruit of thy womb" in the Rosary?
It's either 1) obvious; 2) too Catholic for the American market, considering the company was founded in 1851; 3) not necessarily Catholic, since the phrase is found elsewhere in the Bible and elsewhere; but in any case 4) seems slightly blasphemous?
Or 5) None of the above.
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/28/2022 11:48:50 AM PDT
by
gattaca
("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
To: gattaca
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posted on
03/28/2022 11:51:15 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The forces of fascism and oppression are on the move in North America. We cannot let tyranny stand!)
To: SamuraiScot
Yes. That’s where they get it from.
It’s mildly blasphemous, but clever.
To: gattaca
LOL...another home run today! This one is great.
To: gattaca; LouieFisk
Oh, come on, G. Louie KNEW that.
To: Lazamataz
I can’t even read it because I’m not an English teacher.
To: gattaca
I was attempting to make a joke there.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I can’t see your response. I’m not an opthamologist.
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posted on
03/28/2022 11:56:16 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The forces of fascism and oppression are on the move in North America. We cannot let tyranny stand!)
To: LouieFisk
I didn’t get your joke. I’m not a laugh-track.
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posted on
03/28/2022 11:57:01 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The forces of fascism and oppression are on the move in North America. We cannot let tyranny stand!)
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