Fire all the teachers and any labor union thugs making a living for getting paid to protest what parents want.
Then, hire gang members to replace teachers and pay their chiefs to ensure that they behave.
“Good Morning, Students. This is Principal Peters. I hope you’re all feeling fine this happy Monday morning. As you may have noticed, our classroom faces are different, today. In light of ongoing whining by your regular teachers, whom you will not see anymore, we have brought in members of the Ace Of Aces Motorcycle Club to help you learn. These fine gentlemen have a long and storied track record of success when it comes to educating individuals struggling with the basics; they have particular expertise in the arena of personal relationships, and I trust that each of you will treat every one of them with the very utmost respect.
And now, we will all stand for our National Anthem, which will be followed by two minutes of voluntary silent prayer that I advise you all to engage in with fervor.”
[Music commences...]