“Good Morning, Students. This is Principal Peters. I hope you’re all feeling fine this happy Monday morning. As you may have noticed, our classroom faces are different, today. In light of ongoing whining by your regular teachers, whom you will not see anymore, we have brought in members of the Ace Of Aces Motorcycle Club to help you learn. These fine gentlemen have a long and storied track record of success when it comes to educating individuals struggling with the basics; they have particular expertise in the arena of personal relationships, and I trust that each of you will treat every one of them with the very utmost respect.
And now, we will all stand for our National Anthem, which will be followed by two minutes of voluntary silent prayer that I advise you all to engage in with fervor.”
[Music commences...]
BOL and I love it!
“Good Morning, Students. This is Principal Peters. I hope you’re all feeling fine this happy Monday morning. As you may have noticed, our classroom faces are different, today. In light of ongoing whining by your regular teachers, whom you will not see anymore, we have brought in members of the Ace Of Aces Motorcycle Club to help you learn.
These fine gentlemen have a long and storied track record of success when it comes to educating individuals struggling with the basics; they have particular expertise in the arena of personal relationships, and I trust that each of you will treat every one of them with the very utmost respect.
And now, we will all stand for our National Anthem, which will be followed by two minutes of voluntary silent prayer that I advise you all to engage in with fervor.”
[Music commences...]
HOW TO MAKE CRIME VANISH
https://www.powerlineblog.com ^ | March 22, 2022 | BY STEVEN HAYWARD
Posted on 3/22/2022, 12:25:53 PM by Red Badger
No sooner do we note here the out-of-control crime in San Francisco (and elsewhere in California) than we find a magical solution appear: stop collecting and reporting crime data!
Yesterday the FBI released its quarterly uniform crime report. There appears this curious note on the home page:
In other words, if I read this right not enough law enforcement agencies sent in the data required for the FBI to provide national statistics. Maybe this is a consequence of cutting police budgets. That’s one way of reducing the crime rate!
Meanwhile, the Wall Street Journal followed up yesterday with this item about “crime tourism” in California:
Sid Garcia reports for KABC-TV in Los Angeles:
Law enforcement agencies call it “crime tourism” — groups of thieves from South America traveling to California to burglarize homes…
They’re able to easily obtain tourist visas to travel to California by applying online. Once they have a visa they land at LAX and start their crime spree.
Residents in one Camarillo neighborhood say they’re well aware of the South American burglary crews that have been targeting their community and the surrounding areas.
“Several of my friends have been hit repeatedly,” Camarillo resident John McGrath said… According to the Ventura County Sheriff’s Office, last year alone, they handled 100 cases involving crews from South America.
Meanwhile, the San Francisco Chronicle (paywall, so no link) reports that the polls show San Francisco’s pro-crime DA Chesa Boudin may well face the same fate as the San Francisco school board did recently:
But a new poll, commissioned by the campaign seeking to recall Boudin, suggests that might be a daunting task. Of 800 voters likely to participate in the June 7 election, 68% said they would vote yes on recalling Boudin. Seventy-four percent said they have an unfavorable opinion of him, and 78% rated his job performance as “only fair” or “poor.”
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